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Karen was excited to finally give her new boyfriend Todd a blow job but as she headed towards his groin she noticed a feint odour and a cheese like substance in the end of his uncircumcised dick. Karen's excitement turned to horror at the sight of his Foreskin Fondue
by Fozzie's Bear May 26, 2019
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by Fozzie's Bear May 27, 2019
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Megan hadn't gotten dick for months and after hooking up with Bazza for an epic cock fest her twat felt like the mozzarella on a Margarita pizza, she had been ocliterated by the Big B
by Fozzie's Bear June 22, 2017
Get the ocliterated mug.After being ghosted by Ray after they spent a weekend together Danielle made a fake profile based on all of Ray's favourite things to scatfish him. "Ray is a piece of shit and deserved the scatfishing "
by Fozzie's Bear May 7, 2021
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by Fozzie's Bear May 9, 2021
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Brendon was clearly a beta male who was socially deficient, whenever he felt offended or emasculated on Facebook he would block the poster rather than enter into a discussion he was a typical betablocker
by Fozzie's Bear May 10, 2021
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by Fozzie's Bear May 13, 2021
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