A woman that when she has rides her man can't maintain rhythm or bounce and instead scoots her pussy back and forth like a dog with blocked anal glands
To compensate for Dan having a below average sized penis Nicole had to adjust her style to being a cootscooter when riding on top to avoid slippage
by Fozzie's Bear May 14, 2021
Get the Cootscootermug. After being ghosted by Ray after they spent a weekend together Danielle made a fake profile based on all of Ray's favourite things to scatfish him. "Ray is a piece of shit and deserved the scatfishing "
by Fozzie's Bear May 7, 2021
Get the Scatfishingmug. Bro I was banging a total 7 last night but when she got on top all that she did was cootscoot, it was like my cock was stuck on a malfunctioning meat slicer
by Fozzie's Bear May 14, 2021
Get the Cootscootmug. Steve was fully aware that his wife was nearing her 40s and her skin was losing some elasticity. Being a supportive however financially tight husband he showered her face with his Fountain of Spoof
by Fozzie's Bear May 27, 2019
Get the Fountain of Spoofmug. Karen was excited to finally give her new boyfriend Todd a blow job but as she headed towards his groin she noticed a feint odour and a cheese like substance in the end of his uncircumcised dick. Karen's excitement turned to horror at the sight of his Foreskin Fondue
by Fozzie's Bear May 26, 2019
Get the Foreskin Fonduemug. When a guy with obvious low testosterone levels gets offended by something on the internet and blocks the poster
by Fozzie's Bear May 9, 2021
Get the Cockblockedmug. A beta type male who will block people on social media rather than engage in banter/discussion when offended
Brendon was clearly a beta male who was socially deficient, whenever he felt offended or emasculated on Facebook he would block the poster rather than enter into a discussion he was a typical betablocker
by Fozzie's Bear May 10, 2021
Get the Betablockermug.