Definitions by Fozzie's Bear
Cootscooter
A woman that when she has rides her man can't maintain rhythm or bounce and instead scoots her pussy back and forth like a dog with blocked anal glands
To compensate for Dan having a below average sized penis Nicole had to adjust her style to being a cootscooter when riding on top to avoid slippage
Cootscooter by Fozzie's Bear May 14, 2021
Cootscoot
Bro I was banging a total 7 last night but when she got on top all that she did was cootscoot, it was like my cock was stuck on a malfunctioning meat slicer
Cootscoot by Fozzie's Bear May 14, 2021
Vagitated
After being single for several months and wasting her time with losers on dating signs Nicole had become so vagitated that the sound of an electric toothbrush started making her nervous
Vagitated by Fozzie's Bear May 13, 2021
Scrunt
Dude I was watching some 70s porn and you should have seen the scrunt on the chick I almost wanted to get the hoover out and vacuum it
Scrunt by Fozzie's Bear May 13, 2021
Betablocker
A beta type male who will block people on social media rather than engage in banter/discussion when offended
Brendon was clearly a beta male who was socially deficient, whenever he felt offended or emasculated on Facebook he would block the poster rather than enter into a discussion he was a typical betablocker
Betablocker by Fozzie's Bear May 10, 2021
Cockblocked
When a guy with obvious low testosterone levels gets offended by something on the internet and blocks the poster
Cockblocked by Fozzie's Bear May 9, 2021
Scatfishing
After being ghosted by Ray after they spent a weekend together Danielle made a fake profile based on all of Ray's favourite things to scatfish him. "Ray is a piece of shit and deserved the scatfishing "
Scatfishing by Fozzie's Bear May 7, 2021