Formfaktor's definitions

crapfunnel

1: an annoying person who keeps on insisting feeding you uninteresting information
2: a superior who makes you do a lot of work for him that he should be doing himself

Man, my boss made me lick stamps today. He is such a crapfunnel.

by FormFaktor May 1, 2003

shnoz

yiddish for nose

Jordan has a shnoz the size of Ireland

by FormFaktor February 27, 2003

bratze

Originally: annoying, crying, unnerving small child (brat).
Newer: person with annoying habits who tends to poke people continually in sensitive spots (figuratively speaking).
Also used for inanimate objects, that are annoying to their user.

That dance teacher is such a goddamn bratze. He keeps on making me do double loops and twirls until I vomit.

by FormFaktor April 1, 2003

flarg

as a verb "to flarg" can mean to make a mess of something literally or a situation or plan figuratively.

Example 1:
He completely flarged Mimi's apartment when they had the fight

Example 2:
Jon had everything totally planned out to the max, but when Ron should of shit-faced, everything got flarged.

by FormFaktor February 27, 2003

gnorl

to devour, eat quickly in a disgusting manner

that burger was disgusting but I was so hungry I gnorled it.

by FormFaktor May 1, 2003

yardsale

(verb) to yardsale
1: to try to achieve a goal with limited means cheaply
2: to reply to an involved question or argument with a simplistic response

1: Although Ron had no money to fix the car properly he was able to yardsale it enough to make it to Trenton in it.
2: After I had told him all about the problems in Palestine, he wouldn't stop yardsaling the problem.

by FormFaktor February 27, 2003

yardsale

same as to fall, or to go spread eagle in a big way so that all limbs are all over the place

when mark fell on that banana peel he totally yardsaled.

by FormFaktor March 31, 2003