Foosman's definitions

80 Proof Tears

When a seemingly depressing event happens to individual who drank a significant amount of alcohol and begins to cry tears with an alchohol content of %40.

Bearer of bad news: "Russ, your dog just died."

Drunk Russ: CHECKERS!!! WHY!!!

Bearer of bad news: If your gonna cry, let those 80 proof tears fall into my drink, make it a bit stronger.

by foosman February 25, 2010

Wedgie Prone

Take one squat and the back of those underwear all but disappear!

These Fundies are great, but they are so wedgie prone.

by foosman July 14, 2010

Soused Cinema

Films featuring "hard-kicking" cocktails that may or may not celebrate the drunkard lifestyle

Some 100 proof movies:

"Arthur" (1981)
"The Hangover" (2009)
"Bad Santa" (2003)
"Strange Brew" (1983)
"Leaving Las Vegas" (1995)
"Legend of Drunken Master"

Cheers to Soused Cinema

by foosman March 4, 2010

Foos Booze

Cheap booze bought for foosball games

Friend: Ready to play some foos?
You: Yea let me grab my Big Bear 40 and some 211's
Friend: Please don't pee in the sink again

Foos Booze

by foosman January 28, 2010

Cool-O-Meter

An invention created by Professor Farnsworth to detect the level of "cool" of any given person as measured in "megafonzies".

When it detects around 40 megafonzies, a gloved hand will pop out and give a 'thumbs up' and the Cool-O-Meter will say, "oh, yeah!".

When the device registers 2 megafonzies, the user (let's just call him Russ), will not be able to attract guests to his subsequent party.

by foosman February 25, 2010

Depoopitize

The moment needed to re-cooperate after vacating the bowels.

I need to depoopitize before I can go back to work.

by foosman August 20, 2010

Brewham

Your bro that you drink coffee with.

Hey Brewham, how bout' a half-caf?

by foosman February 11, 2010