Cool-O-Meter

An invention created by Professor Farnsworth to detect the level of "cool" of any given person as measured in "megafonzies".

When it detects around 40 megafonzies, a gloved hand will pop out and give a 'thumbs up' and the Cool-O-Meter will say, "oh, yeah!".

When the device registers 2 megafonzies, the user (let's just call him Russ), will not be able to attract guests to his subsequent party.

by foosman February 25, 2010

Foos Lube

Anything to make your piece of shit foosball table have better pole action. Haha, pole action

Different types of Foos Lube:
Pam cooking spray
Wd-40
Your mom's EzGlide
Canola Oil
Motor Oil
Tears

by Foosman January 28, 2010

Foos Booze

Cheap booze bought for foosball games

Friend: Ready to play some foos?
You: Yea let me grab my Big Bear 40 and some 211's
Friend: Please don't pee in the sink again

Foos Booze

by foosman January 28, 2010

80 Proof Tears

When a seemingly depressing event happens to individual who drank a significant amount of alcohol and begins to cry tears with an alchohol content of %40.

Bearer of bad news: "Russ, your dog just died."

Drunk Russ: CHECKERS!!! WHY!!!

Bearer of bad news: If your gonna cry, let those 80 proof tears fall into my drink, make it a bit stronger.

by foosman February 25, 2010

Depoopitize

The moment needed to re-cooperate after vacating the bowels.

I need to depoopitize before I can go back to work.

by foosman August 20, 2010

Brewham

Your bro that you drink coffee with.

Hey Brewham, how bout' a half-caf?

by foosman February 11, 2010

Foos It

In foosball, the defending player hits their shot from the goalie, only to be sent back with pride-destroying quickness. This shot is called a foos

Offense: Whatever you do your going to get foosed on
Defense: Oh yea? Take Tha..
Offense:Foos
Defense(Crying in their PBR can)

FOOS IT!

by foosman February 24, 2010