Foosman's definitions

80 Proof Tears

When a seemingly depressing event happens to individual who drank a significant amount of alcohol and begins to cry tears with an alchohol content of %40.

Bearer of bad news: "Russ, your dog just died."

Drunk Russ: CHECKERS!!! WHY!!!

Bearer of bad news: If your gonna cry, let those 80 proof tears fall into my drink, make it a bit stronger.

by foosman February 25, 2010

Foos Booze

Cheap booze bought for foosball games

Friend: Ready to play some foos?
You: Yea let me grab my Big Bear 40 and some 211's
Friend: Please don't pee in the sink again

Foos Booze

by foosman January 28, 2010

Foos Lube

Anything to make your piece of shit foosball table have better pole action. Haha, pole action

Different types of Foos Lube:
Pam cooking spray
Wd-40
Your mom's EzGlide
Canola Oil
Motor Oil
Tears

by Foosman January 28, 2010

Foos It

In foosball, the defending player hits their shot from the goalie, only to be sent back with pride-destroying quickness. This shot is called a foos

Offense: Whatever you do your going to get foosed on
Defense: Oh yea? Take Tha..
Offense:Foos
Defense(Crying in their PBR can)

FOOS IT!

by foosman February 24, 2010

Mama Legs

Not just your ordinary cutie-pie, Mama legs not only has a nice set of kickers, but she'll happily feed a bunch of boys. Just like mama

"Damn check out Mama legs feeding sassages to those guys."

by foosman February 3, 2010