Megdolph

A genetic experiment combining 2 monsters in history. Hitler the greatest genocider of the living, with Meg the greatest abortionee of all time.

Man 1: Who would win in a fight? Hitler or Meg.

Man 2: Neither. Megdolph would kill everyone living and unborn.

by Flexo Rodriguez July 09, 2021

Order 69

Similar to Star Wars, however this is the direction your CEO gives when he wants to fuck the whole company.

Our company was profitable with happy customers until Todd executed Order 69 and just fucked everyone over. Say goodbye to our bonuses.

by Flexo Rodriguez August 21, 2021

Brooks

The one person you are jealous of because he is dead. He also has a library named after himself.

On a job interview—

Interviewer: Where do you see yourself in 5 years.

You: Hopefully like Brooks. Hanging myself in a halfway house and dead.

by Flexo Rodriguez November 05, 2018

Meat Locker

Where you work, because you are nothing but a piece of fucking meat to your company.

See you later family, I’m off to the meat locker. Hope I bring home some Covid that kills you all! Love you!

by Flexo Rodriguez May 26, 2022

pine sock

A diseased vagina that is so raw and inflamed, it looks like as though the woman fucked a Christmas tree.

Omg I was gonna go down on Ashely but she had a pine sock. I swear a baby Jesus was hanging out of it.

by Flexo Rodriguez December 06, 2017

Octophile

One who has a sexual fetish for a transgender with 8 penises.

I met this dude Lucy with 8 penises on an octophile site. I think I’m in love.

by Flexo Rodriguez May 09, 2018