by Flexo Rodriguez November 08, 2017
by Flexo Rodriguez May 09, 2018
On a job interview—
Interviewer: Where do you see yourself in 5 years.
You: Hopefully like Brooks. Hanging myself in a halfway house and dead.
Interviewer: Where do you see yourself in 5 years.
You: Hopefully like Brooks. Hanging myself in a halfway house and dead.
by Flexo Rodriguez November 05, 2018
A genetic experiment combining 2 monsters in history. Hitler the greatest genocider of the living, with Meg the greatest abortionee of all time.
Man 1: Who would win in a fight? Hitler or Meg.
Man 2: Neither. Megdolph would kill everyone living and unborn.
Man 2: Neither. Megdolph would kill everyone living and unborn.
by Flexo Rodriguez July 09, 2021
Similar to Star Wars, however this is the direction your CEO gives when he wants to fuck the whole company.
Our company was profitable with happy customers until Todd executed Order 69 and just fucked everyone over. Say goodbye to our bonuses.
by Flexo Rodriguez August 21, 2021
A diseased vagina that is so raw and inflamed, it looks like as though the woman fucked a Christmas tree.
Omg I was gonna go down on Ashely but she had a pine sock. I swear a baby Jesus was hanging out of it.
by Flexo Rodriguez December 06, 2017