13 definitions by Flexo Rodriguez
by Flexo Rodriguez May 9, 2018
When you give up on life and all that you have is a can of tuna and 4 cats. Shove the tuna up your ass and hope they eat you to death in your sleep.
Mike didn’t have a noose handy so he committed caticide instead. He was so jealous of Brooks, he couldn’t go on living.
by Flexo Rodriguez November 10, 2018
Similar to a normal abortion, but is much more extensive and usually includes at least 30 to 40 abortions in one session. This is common after a long weekend of fucking EVERTHING AND EVERYONE AND ALL THE COCK. ALL OF IT.
After a long weekend of clubbing and attending the Knicks game, Catherine definitely needed a megabortion to clear out her system.
by Flexo Rodriguez June 5, 2018
by Flexo Rodriguez November 8, 2017
See you later family, I’m off to the meat locker. Hope I bring home some Covid that kills you all! Love you!
by Flexo Rodriguez May 26, 2022
A diseased vagina that is so raw and inflamed, it looks like as though the woman fucked a Christmas tree.
Omg I was gonna go down on Ashely but she had a pine sock. I swear a baby Jesus was hanging out of it.
by Flexo Rodriguez December 6, 2017