Fizzle's definitions

customer

n. trucker term for the person with whom a law enforcement officer is currently occupied. When the cop has a customer, he can't come after you.

Oh no, there's the fuzz! Oh, nevermind. He's got a customer. Hammer down!

by fizzle October 10, 2005

come up huge

1. v. i. To make an amazing play. Generally used in basketball, but can be used with other sports. see come up big (2)

I always come up huge.

by fizzle April 10, 2004

all she wrote

adj. Complete, finished, over with. Not sure about the origin. Somebody fill that in for me.

Ben and J.Lo were going to live happily ever after, and then the media started calling them Bennifer and that was all she wrote.

by fizzle April 10, 2004

swap

v. bastardization of "to swat". Origin: Southeastern United States, state of Tennessee in particular.

Hand me the flyswapper so I can swap that fly!

by fizzle April 1, 2004

bumper

a booty, typically female

pull up to my bumper

by fizzle March 24, 2004

joint

n. A motion picture by Spike Lee

"Do the Right Thing" is a Spike Lee Joint.

by fizzle March 27, 2004

leguminous dawn-raid

n. 1. when the IRS (bean counters; a legume is a bean) come to your house or place of business early in the morning for an audit.
2. SysOp slang. Overnight or over a weekend, company accountants (bean counters) write off equipment which you wanted to use and take it away. Accountants and Computer Operators are historically at odds with one another. see BOFH

It was a veritable leguminous dawn-raid!

by fizzle April 2, 2004