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Foucault's pendulum

1. a pendulum device named after the French physicist Léon Foucault, used to demonstrate the rotation of the Earth.

2. an extremely complicated novel by Umberto Ecco, first published in 1988. Persons successfully reading this book should be given a badge of merit.
Juicy O'Gazem: 'Did you really read all of "Foucault's Pendulum"'

Rod Stiffy: 'Yessirree, I did.'

Juicy O'Gazem: 'Wow, you should get a badge or a medal or something.'
by Figleaf23 January 2, 2009
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egg roll

a poorly rolled joint, fat in the middle and thin at both ends.
Brandon tried to spin up a couple of quick doobs, but wound up with two shitty egg rolls and shake everywhere.
by Figleaf23 January 1, 2009
mugGet the egg rollmug.

cutman

the guy in a boxer's corner who treats his cuts between rounds
Fighters say Chuck is the best cutman in the business.
by Figleaf23 December 31, 2007
mugGet the cutmanmug.

Republiqueer

a rightwing homosexual
Believe it or not, there are apparently some Republiqueers who oppose gay rights.
by Figleaf23 January 14, 2009
mugGet the Republiqueermug.

Kennedy, Anthony

Anthony Kennedy, judge of the United States Supreme Court, conspirator in a judicial coup d'etat that subverted American democracy by appointing G.W. Bush to the presidency in 2000.

See: Bush v. Gore, 531 U.S. (2000)
Republican-appointed judges William Rehnquist, Sandra Day O'Connor, Clarence Thomas, Anthony Kennedy (Kennedy, Anthony), and Antonin Scalia are all to blame.
by Figleaf23 September 14, 2007
mugGet the Kennedy, Anthonymug.

throat job

an erotic art in oral sex wherein the primary stimulation of the penis is accomplished with the fellatrix's throat rather than the lips or tongue.

Key signs that a throat job is in progress are the depth the penis is accepted into the mouth, and the lips are often open rather than closed around the shaft.
Student X: Is a throat job the same as a throat fuck?

Professor Sex: Not exactly. While in some cases there may be little practical difference, a throat job can occur without the recipient doing any thrusting motions typically involved in a throat fuck.
by Figleaf23 January 14, 2009
mugGet the throat jobmug.
patriotic United Statesians who persistly sacrifice themselves and their families on the altar of right wing ideology
Red (neck), White (trash) and Blue (collar) -- people who elect Republicans to ruin their lives.
by Figleaf23 January 2, 2009
mugGet the Red (neck), White (trash) and Blue (collar)mug.

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