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throat job

an erotic art in oral sex wherein the primary stimulation of the penis is accomplished with the fellatrix's throat rather than the lips or tongue.

Key signs that a throat job is in progress are the depth the penis is accepted into the mouth, and the lips are often open rather than closed around the shaft.
Student X: Is a throat job the same as a throat fuck?

Professor Sex: Not exactly. While in some cases there may be little practical difference, a throat job can occur without the recipient doing any thrusting motions typically involved in a throat fuck.
by Figleaf23 January 14, 2009
mugGet the throat jobmug.

Argonian

little known term for a dipshit
by Figleaf23 September 14, 2007
mugGet the Argonianmug.

cockpunch

A blow struck by a penis (typically in the face), usually in connection to the act of fellatio.
Last night when Debbie was about to suck me, she missed, and got cockpunched instead and ended up with a fat lip.
by Figleaf23 July 16, 2007
mugGet the cockpunchmug.

Moscow circus

"The big brown bear goes thru the burning ring of fire!"

A large and difficult bowel movement.
Last night I ate two pepper steaks and this morning in the bathroom it was the Moscow circus once again.
by Figleaf23 August 8, 2007
mugGet the Moscow circusmug.

Puck

The name of a mischievous fairy of English folklore (e.g. Shakespeare's "A Midsummer Night's Dream").
"FAIRY: Either I mistake your shape and making quite,
Or else you are that shrewd and knavish sprite
Called Robin Goodfellow. Are not you he
That frights the maidens of the villagery,
Skim milk, and sometimes labour in the quern,
And bootless make the breathless housewife churn,
And sometime make the drink to bear no barm,
Mislead night-wanders, laughing at their harm?
Those that Hobgoblin call you, and sweet Puck,
You do their work, and they shall have good luck.
Are you not he? "
by Figleaf23 August 4, 2007
mugGet the Puckmug.

Kennedy, Anthony

Anthony Kennedy, judge of the United States Supreme Court, conspirator in a judicial coup d'etat that subverted American democracy by appointing G.W. Bush to the presidency in 2000.

See: Bush v. Gore, 531 U.S. (2000)
Republican-appointed judges William Rehnquist, Sandra Day O'Connor, Clarence Thomas, Anthony Kennedy (Kennedy, Anthony), and Antonin Scalia are all to blame.
by Figleaf23 September 14, 2007
mugGet the Kennedy, Anthonymug.

flanjitsu

a sexual technique involving flexion of the vagina to increase stimulation of the penis during intercourse.

An erotic art.
Pete loved it when Marsha used her flanjitsu on him.
by Figleaf23 January 14, 2009
mugGet the flanjitsumug.

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