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balloon dance

A burlesque performance involving a dancer garbed in an outfit comprised of balloons. As the dance proceeds, audience members are invited to pop the balloons, eventually revealing the dancer's nudity
We watched the balloon dancer for a while, and eventually discovered she was not a natural blond.
by Figleaf23 January 14, 2009
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xorz

an expression used in leet speak to indicate one's own low intelligence,
which means, literally, "I'm a dumbass".
"|_| 5uxorz n00b" means:

You suck I'm a dumbass noob.
by Figleaf23 January 14, 2009
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throat job

an erotic art in oral sex wherein the primary stimulation of the penis is accomplished with the fellatrix's throat rather than the lips or tongue.

Key signs that a throat job is in progress are the depth the penis is accepted into the mouth, and the lips are often open rather than closed around the shaft.
Student X: Is a throat job the same as a throat fuck?

Professor Sex: Not exactly. While in some cases there may be little practical difference, a throat job can occur without the recipient doing any thrusting motions typically involved in a throat fuck.
by Figleaf23 January 14, 2009
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frittata

1. A type of omelette made with Mexican flavorings

2. Being permitted to view or touch a woman's breasts without having to pay -- i.e. free tatas.
by Figleaf23 January 14, 2009
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kisses chainsaws

Ugly or having a very unattractive appearance.
Dude, that chick is so ugly I bet she kisses chainsaws.
by Figleaf23 January 14, 2009
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girl soup

When I got home from work, Diane was taking a bath, so I decided I really wanted some girl soup.
by Figleaf23 January 14, 2009
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Homo Superior

Bruce is just a run-of-the-mill gay.
But Stanley is much better -- he's a homo superior.
by Figleaf23 January 14, 2009
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