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fucktify

Means simply 'I do not'
Person 1: "Hey, who was that?"
Person 2: "Fucktify know."
by Figleaf23 July 19, 2007
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dragonslayer

1. The honorary title of a person who has killed a dragon, or whose profession is the extermination of dragons.

2. Anyone who destroys extremely difficult or challenging opponents or problems.
1. Having killed Tiamat, the squad became known as The Dragonslayers.

2. This situation is beyond our ability to endure or solve -- we need a dragonslayer.
by Figleaf23 December 29, 2008
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hodge-podge

1. a muddled-together bunch of stuff

2. a dialectical concept in Discordianism that posits that the tendency for restriction and control in society is matched proportionately by a counter-resulting tendency for chaos and randomness, and vice-versa
1. When Jaydon's father told him to clean out the attic, he couldn't believe the hodge-podge of old crap up there.

2. 'Flapper' culture of the 1920s can be considered an example of Discordian hodge-podge.
by Figleaf23 January 20, 2009
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habberdashery

I needed a new tie, so I went to a habberdashery and spoke to the habberdasher. Meanwhile, my wife needed a new hat, so she went to the milinery.
by Figleaf23 June 2, 2007
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3 dressed up as a 9

on a scale of one to ten, a woman who actually would rate a three presenting superficially as if she were a nine.
"Well you can say what you like
Be what you wanna be
You can suit yourself, baby
But you don't suit me

You're just a 3 dressed up as a 9,
you're only wasting my time."

-Trooper
by Figleaf23 January 1, 2009
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A tired old gag line to say whenever someone says the word 'liquor'.
Drinkin' Man 1: "Hey, let's go get some liquor!"
Drinkin' Man 2: "Liquor? I don't even know her!"
by Figleaf23 September 18, 2007
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mountbattened

The expression 'mountbattened' comes from Louis Francis Albert Victor Nicholas George Mountbatten, 1st Earl Mountbatten of Burma, who was a British statesman and an uncle of Prince Philip, Duke of Edinburgh. He was assassinated in 1979 by the Provisional Irish Republican Army, who planted a bomb in his boat -- they mountbattened him.
by Figleaf23 September 5, 2007
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