telling lies under oath; standard operating procedure for police officers acting as witnesses in trials.
See also: perjury
See also: perjury
by Figleaf23 February 26, 2009
Get the testilyingmug. 1. a pendulum device named after the French physicist Léon Foucault, used to demonstrate the rotation of the Earth.
2. an extremely complicated novel by Umberto Ecco, first published in 1988. Persons successfully reading this book should be given a badge of merit.
2. an extremely complicated novel by Umberto Ecco, first published in 1988. Persons successfully reading this book should be given a badge of merit.
Juicy O'Gazem: 'Did you really read all of "Foucault's Pendulum"'
Rod Stiffy: 'Yessirree, I did.'
Juicy O'Gazem: 'Wow, you should get a badge or a medal or something.'
Rod Stiffy: 'Yessirree, I did.'
Juicy O'Gazem: 'Wow, you should get a badge or a medal or something.'
by Figleaf23 January 02, 2009
Get the Foucault's pendulummug. a ludicrous, overwrought, badly written, lamely acted television show about a bunch of stupid irrelevant teens and their screwed-up implausible lives.
by Figleaf23 January 22, 2008
Get the degrassimug. by Figleaf23 September 18, 2007
Get the Liquor? I don't even know her!mug. on a scale of one to ten, a woman who actually would rate a three presenting superficially as if she were a nine.
"Well you can say what you like
Be what you wanna be
You can suit yourself, baby
But you don't suit me
You're just a 3 dressed up as a 9,
you're only wasting my time."
-Trooper
Be what you wanna be
You can suit yourself, baby
But you don't suit me
You're just a 3 dressed up as a 9,
you're only wasting my time."
-Trooper
by Figleaf23 January 01, 2009
Get the 3 dressed up as a 9mug. an erotic art in oral sex wherein the primary stimulation of the penis is accomplished with the fellatrix's throat rather than the lips or tongue.
Key signs that a throat job is in progress are the depth the penis is accepted into the mouth, and the lips are often open rather than closed around the shaft.
Key signs that a throat job is in progress are the depth the penis is accepted into the mouth, and the lips are often open rather than closed around the shaft.
Student X: Is a throat job the same as a throat fuck?
Professor Sex: Not exactly. While in some cases there may be little practical difference, a throat job can occur without the recipient doing any thrusting motions typically involved in a throat fuck.
Professor Sex: Not exactly. While in some cases there may be little practical difference, a throat job can occur without the recipient doing any thrusting motions typically involved in a throat fuck.
by Figleaf23 January 14, 2009
Get the throat jobmug. Last night when Debbie was about to suck me, she missed, and got cockpunched instead and ended up with a fat lip.
by Figleaf23 July 16, 2007
Get the cockpunchmug.