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pome

pronounced "pomm-ee"

Originally an acronym for the status of inmates sent to Australia: 'Prisoner of Mother England'.

At first used by the English to describe Australians (as anyone Australian must, obviously, have come from prison), now in a strange refersal used by Australians to designate anyone from England.
"Oid loik ta waelcum tha pome baastud ta god's awn eu-uth, and ta remoind him we deown't loik stack-ap sticky beeks reound hee."
by Figleaf23 January 1, 2009
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murphy bed

a built-in bed that folds up into the wall of a room.
Comedian: My first apartment was so small ...
Audience: How small was it?
Comedian: My first apartment was so small the mice had to have murphy beds.
by Figleaf23 December 16, 2008
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Smith and Wesson

the two best friends to bring to any kind of fight.
Cop: "Watch your step, perp."
Perp: "Oh yeah? Who's gonna make me?"
Cop: "Me and Smith and Wesson."
by Figleaf23 July 20, 2008
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Argonian

little known term for a dipshit
by Figleaf23 September 14, 2007
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throat job

an erotic art in oral sex wherein the primary stimulation of the penis is accomplished with the fellatrix's throat rather than the lips or tongue.

Key signs that a throat job is in progress are the depth the penis is accepted into the mouth, and the lips are often open rather than closed around the shaft.
Student X: Is a throat job the same as a throat fuck?

Professor Sex: Not exactly. While in some cases there may be little practical difference, a throat job can occur without the recipient doing any thrusting motions typically involved in a throat fuck.
by Figleaf23 January 14, 2009
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Kennedy, Anthony

Anthony Kennedy, judge of the United States Supreme Court, conspirator in a judicial coup d'etat that subverted American democracy by appointing G.W. Bush to the presidency in 2000.

See: Bush v. Gore, 531 U.S. (2000)
Republican-appointed judges William Rehnquist, Sandra Day O'Connor, Clarence Thomas, Anthony Kennedy (Kennedy, Anthony), and Antonin Scalia are all to blame.
by Figleaf23 September 14, 2007
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tory bastard

1. a tory,

2. member of the Conservative Party in parliamentary government systems.

Prime Minister of Canada Stephen Harper is a tory bastard.
by Figleaf23 January 15, 2009
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