1. adj. the pathetic self-aggandizing term used by a sorry bunch of keystrokers to describe themselves. From 'elite'.
2. n. a lame-ass inefficient way for fucktards to semi- communicate, using a keyboard.
2. n. a lame-ass inefficient way for fucktards to semi- communicate, using a keyboard.
by Figleaf23 August 05, 2007
In a surrepticiously recorded phone conversation between the pair on New Year's Eve of 1989, Gilbey called Di "Darling" 53 times and "Squidgy" 14.
by Figleaf23 August 20, 2007
The stage of life at which, no longer nice and open-minded and not yet kind and wise, a human female believes she is prettier and smarter than she really is and deserves more than she's got, and is at her most intolerable. A woman's late twenties are often marked by the beginning or ending of an unwise marriage and a tendency to inflict maximum harm on all around her.
Man: I hear you're seeing someone. How old is she?
Boy: Yes, she's twenty-eight.
Man: Late twenties! You poor SOB. Just remember, whatever happens, it's not your fault.
Boy: Yes, she's twenty-eight.
Man: Late twenties! You poor SOB. Just remember, whatever happens, it's not your fault.
by Figleaf23 August 05, 2007
army slang for salary. The eagle is the army paymaster and shit is the money it drops on the soldiers.
by Figleaf23 August 06, 2007
by Figleaf23 November 27, 2009
a parable combined with a riddle, most commonly associated with the teaching of Zen buddhism. A koan confronts the student with a seemingly impenetrable question which is only resolved when through acheiving a deeper understanding of the philosophical point being taught.
by Figleaf23 August 05, 2007
Argonian is an utterly stupid definition.
by Figleaf23 September 04, 2007