box grab

the totally non-violent erotic art of inserting one or more fingers or thumb into a woman's vagina while using the palm of the hand to stimulate the clitoris. Also called the cunt grab.

Becky: Last night he did something he called the 'box grab'.
Marnie: Oooh, yeah, I love that manoeuvre! Especially while I'm deepthroating.

by Figleaf23 August 10, 2007

throat job

an erotic art in oral sex wherein the primary stimulation of the penis is accomplished with the fellatrix's throat rather than the lips or tongue.

Key signs that a throat job is in progress are the depth the penis is accepted into the mouth, and the lips are often open rather than closed around the shaft.

Student X: Is a throat job the same as a throat fuck?

Professor Sex: Not exactly. While in some cases there may be little practical difference, a throat job can occur without the recipient doing any thrusting motions typically involved in a throat fuck.

by Figleaf23 January 15, 2009

mulroney

Canadian word for a liar, cheat, or thief.

Bob: Alright, who took my underwear and sold them on the internet?

Doug: I dunno, mulroney?

by Figleaf23 March 04, 2010

tits up in the gutter

Passed out in the street, typically from drunkeness or similar causes.

After his 16th beer, Freddie ended up tits up in the gutter.

by Figleaf23 June 15, 2007

vonny

smelly or stinking (in the Nadsat slang from "A Clockwork Orange").

Shut your vonny rot!

by Figleaf23 August 03, 2007

keystroker

someone who masturbates at their computer keyboard

Example for 'keystroker':

"Anyone leet is a keystroking fucktard."

by Figleaf23 August 05, 2007

Where's Osama

a game the Bush administration pretended to play for maybe 3 seconds after the 9/11 attacks

Bush: "So, (smirk) where's Osama?"

Cheney: "Yeah (snicker), where's Osama?"

Rummy: "Is he (chortle) under your chair Mr. President?"

Bush: "I think he's (smirk) under you hair-piece, Don."

All: "~Laughter~".

by Figleaf23 August 13, 2007