tory bastard

1. a tory,

2. member of the Conservative Party in parliamentary government systems.

Prime Minister of Canada Stephen Harper is a tory bastard.
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Argonian

little known term for a dipshit
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throat job

an erotic art in oral sex wherein the primary stimulation of the penis is accomplished with the fellatrix's throat rather than the lips or tongue.

Key signs that a throat job is in progress are the depth the penis is accepted into the mouth, and the lips are often open rather than closed around the shaft.
Student X: Is a throat job the same as a throat fuck?

Professor Sex: Not exactly. While in some cases there may be little practical difference, a throat job can occur without the recipient doing any thrusting motions typically involved in a throat fuck.
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GURPS

acronym for Generic Universal Role Playing System, published by the Steve Jackson Games company of Texas.
GURPS allows players to simulate action in virtually any historical or imaginary setting.
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Puck

The name of a mischievous fairy of English folklore (e.g. Shakespeare's "A Midsummer Night's Dream").
"FAIRY: Either I mistake your shape and making quite,
Or else you are that shrewd and knavish sprite
Called Robin Goodfellow. Are not you he
That frights the maidens of the villagery,
Skim milk, and sometimes labour in the quern,
And bootless make the breathless housewife churn,
And sometime make the drink to bear no barm,
Mislead night-wanders, laughing at their harm?
Those that Hobgoblin call you, and sweet Puck,
You do their work, and they shall have good luck.
Are you not he? "
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pome

pronounced "pomm-ee"

Originally an acronym for the status of inmates sent to Australia: 'Prisoner of Mother England'.

At first used by the English to describe Australians (as anyone Australian must, obviously, have come from prison), now in a strange refersal used by Australians to designate anyone from England.
"Oid loik ta waelcum tha pome baastud ta god's awn eu-uth, and ta remoind him we deown't loik stack-ap sticky beeks reound hee."
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9/11/2001

Teacher-in-the-future: "Who can tell me why 9/11/2001 is an important date from the 21st century?"
Student-in-the-future: "A planned catastrophe shocked the populace of the United States enabling them to be manipulated into accepting neo-fascist corporatism as the new organizing principle of their state."
Teacher-in-the-future: "Correct."
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