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Moscow circus

"The big brown bear goes thru the burning ring of fire!"

A large and difficult bowel movement.
Last night I ate two pepper steaks and this morning in the bathroom it was the Moscow circus once again.
by Figleaf23 August 8, 2007
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Puck

The name of a mischievous fairy of English folklore (e.g. Shakespeare's "A Midsummer Night's Dream").
"FAIRY: Either I mistake your shape and making quite,
Or else you are that shrewd and knavish sprite
Called Robin Goodfellow. Are not you he
That frights the maidens of the villagery,
Skim milk, and sometimes labour in the quern,
And bootless make the breathless housewife churn,
And sometime make the drink to bear no barm,
Mislead night-wanders, laughing at their harm?
Those that Hobgoblin call you, and sweet Puck,
You do their work, and they shall have good luck.
Are you not he? "
by Figleaf23 August 4, 2007
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GURPS

acronym for Generic Universal Role Playing System, published by the Steve Jackson Games company of Texas.
GURPS allows players to simulate action in virtually any historical or imaginary setting.
by Figleaf23 November 4, 2007
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cunt grab

an unfortunately coarse term for the totally non-violent erotic art of inserting one or more fingers into a woman's vagina and then gently closing the hand a few degrees so the palm can stimulate the clitoral area. Very pleasurable for the recipient if done correctly. Done with either the thumb or fingers, depending on your respective directions/facing.

Synonym: box grab
Contrast: pussy-grab
Guy: So dude, d'ja hookup at the party?
Other Guy: Word, dude. I made out with Becky for a while and when I got her panties off I gave her the cunt grab. After a few minutes of that she let me do anything I wanted.
by Figleaf23 August 12, 2007
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murphy bed

a built-in bed that folds up into the wall of a room.
Comedian: My first apartment was so small ...
Audience: How small was it?
Comedian: My first apartment was so small the mice had to have murphy beds.
by Figleaf23 December 16, 2008
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bombed

a special state of inebriation in which privileged members of society can go unbothered by the authorities
Police Officer: Do you realize you were going 100 in a 50 zone?

Rich Drunk: Sorry, officer, but I'm BOMBED!

Police Officer: Oh, okay sir. Drive carefully.
by Figleaf23 January 14, 2009
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pome

pronounced "pomm-ee"

Originally an acronym for the status of inmates sent to Australia: 'Prisoner of Mother England'.

At first used by the English to describe Australians (as anyone Australian must, obviously, have come from prison), now in a strange refersal used by Australians to designate anyone from England.
"Oid loik ta waelcum tha pome baastud ta god's awn eu-uth, and ta remoind him we deown't loik stack-ap sticky beeks reound hee."
by Figleaf23 January 1, 2009
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