a group of superheroes whose adventures are chronicled in Marvel Comics. Somewhat cheesy, but considered innovative at one time.
They are:
-Mr. Fantasic (alias genius inventor Reed Richards) has a rubbery stretchable body
-Invisible Woman (alias Susan Storm) is able to become invisible and project invisible force fields
-The Thing (alias test pilot, and one of life's greater losers, Ben Grimm)has incredible strength and a hard rocky protective surface all over his body
-The Human Torch (alias Johnny Storm) able to activate a sheath of flames around his body, allowing flight and various heat powers
They are:
-Mr. Fantasic (alias genius inventor Reed Richards) has a rubbery stretchable body
-Invisible Woman (alias Susan Storm) is able to become invisible and project invisible force fields
-The Thing (alias test pilot, and one of life's greater losers, Ben Grimm)has incredible strength and a hard rocky protective surface all over his body
-The Human Torch (alias Johnny Storm) able to activate a sheath of flames around his body, allowing flight and various heat powers
Fanboy: Galactus is the Fantastic Four's worst enemy.
Fangirl: Pffft! No way, it's Doctor Doom, dude.
Fangirl: Pffft! No way, it's Doctor Doom, dude.
by Figleaf23 August 11, 2007

a bizarre form of entertainment product where 'roid monsters and bull queers pose, posture and shout emptyheaded inanities, and once in a while pretend to deliver savage acrobatic beatings to eachother. The beatings are in fact a series of highly stylized stage-fighting stunts.
by Figleaf23 January 02, 2009

A government study was funded to study various sexual perversions: sado-masochism, necrophilia and bestiality. The study was soon halted however ... the researchers decided they were just beating a dead horse.
by Figleaf23 January 04, 2009

The process of divination using the medium of cogitation.
Cartomancy uses cards to tell the future, bibliomancy uses a book (often the Bible), geomancy uses earth and stones. Intellimancy is the same, except your mind is your oracle.
Cartomancy uses cards to tell the future, bibliomancy uses a book (often the Bible), geomancy uses earth and stones. Intellimancy is the same, except your mind is your oracle.
by Figleaf23 August 14, 2011

plural of erotic art, qv.
Professor Sex says: The shakey shakey, Rite of Shiva, rusty trombone, throat job, flanjitsu, and cunt grab are all examples of the erotic arts.
by Figleaf23 November 26, 2009

The go fuck yourself doctrine states that anyone and everyone, WITH NO EXCEPTIONS WHATSOEVER, can go fuck themselves.
For example, the go fuck yourself doctrine states:
Oprah can go fuck herself.
Mother Theresa can go fuck herself.
Ghandi can go fuck himself.
50cent can go fuck himself.
Abraham Lincoln and Winston Churchill and Nelson Mandela and the Pope and Ayatollah Khameni can all go fuck themselves.
You can go fuck yourself.
I can go fuck myself.
God can go fuck itself.
Oprah can go fuck herself.
Mother Theresa can go fuck herself.
Ghandi can go fuck himself.
50cent can go fuck himself.
Abraham Lincoln and Winston Churchill and Nelson Mandela and the Pope and Ayatollah Khameni can all go fuck themselves.
You can go fuck yourself.
I can go fuck myself.
God can go fuck itself.
by Figleaf23 August 04, 2007

Short for steriod monster. Someone whose overuse of steroids renders them notably different from the human norm in some respect(s). Typical characteristics include: huge gnarled muscles, bad temper, irritability, leathery skin, grotesqueness of features, puffy, constipated, pain when urinating.
by Figleaf23 August 15, 2007
