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intellimancy

The process of divination using the medium of cogitation.

Cartomancy uses cards to tell the future, bibliomancy uses a book (often the Bible), geomancy uses earth and stones. Intellimancy is the same, except your mind is your oracle.
For an example of the process of intellimancy see the definition of honkey.
by Figleaf23 August 14, 2011
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erotic arts

Professor Sex says: The shakey shakey, Rite of Shiva, rusty trombone, throat job, flanjitsu, and cunt grab are all examples of the erotic arts.
by Figleaf23 November 26, 2009
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beating a dead horse

an act of sexual perversion combining bestiality, necrophilia and sado-mashocism.
A government study was funded to study various sexual perversions: sado-masochism, necrophilia and bestiality. The study was soon halted however ... the researchers decided they were just beating a dead horse.
by Figleaf23 January 4, 2009
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O'Connor, Sandra Day

Sandra Day O'Connor, judge of the United States Supreme Court, conspirator in a judicial coup d'etat that subverted American democracy by appointing G.W. Bush to the presidency in 2000.

See: Bush v. Gore, 531 U.S. (2000)
Republican-appointed judges William Rehnquist, Sandra Day O'Connor (O'Connor, Sandra Day), Clarence Thomas, Anthony Kennedy, and Antonin Scalia are all to blame.
by Figleaf23 September 14, 2007
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Moscow circus

"The big brown bear goes thru the burning ring of fire!"

A large and difficult bowel movement.
Last night I ate two pepper steaks and this morning in the bathroom it was the Moscow circus once again.
by Figleaf23 August 8, 2007
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girl soup

When I got home from work, Diane was taking a bath, so I decided I really wanted some girl soup.
by Figleaf23 January 14, 2009
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Rite of Shiva

the totally non-violent erotic art of tonguing a girl's clit while you have your thumb in one of her holes and your middle finger in the other.
Chicks absolutely love getting the Rite of Shiva.
by Figleaf23 August 18, 2007
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