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throat job

an erotic art in oral sex wherein the primary stimulation of the penis is accomplished with the fellatrix's throat rather than the lips or tongue.

Key signs that a throat job is in progress are the depth the penis is accepted into the mouth, and the lips are often open rather than closed around the shaft.
Student X: Is a throat job the same as a throat fuck?

Professor Sex: Not exactly. While in some cases there may be little practical difference, a throat job can occur without the recipient doing any thrusting motions typically involved in a throat fuck.
by Figleaf23 January 14, 2009
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frittata

1. A type of omelette made with Mexican flavorings

2. Being permitted to view or touch a woman's breasts without having to pay -- i.e. free tatas.
by Figleaf23 January 14, 2009
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kisses chainsaws

Ugly or having a very unattractive appearance.
Dude, that chick is so ugly I bet she kisses chainsaws.
by Figleaf23 January 14, 2009
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girl soup

When I got home from work, Diane was taking a bath, so I decided I really wanted some girl soup.
by Figleaf23 January 14, 2009
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Homo Superior

Bruce is just a run-of-the-mill gay.
But Stanley is much better -- he's a homo superior.
by Figleaf23 January 14, 2009
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destrier

the large heavy warhorse that knights rode into battle or for a joust. It had to be large and heavy to carry a fully armored man.

Contrast: palfrey
When getting medieval on someone's ass, King Henry always rode his favorite destrier.
by Figleaf23 January 15, 2009
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tory bastard

1. a tory,

2. member of the Conservative Party in parliamentary government systems.

Prime Minister of Canada Stephen Harper is a tory bastard.
by Figleaf23 January 15, 2009
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