Figleaf23's definitions

grounded

1 (a). electrical conductivity directed into the earth
1 (b). to be emotionally stable

2 (a). to have your flying privileges suspended
2 (b). to be confined to your home as a punishment

1(a) The computer wasn't properly grounded, so the power surge fried it.

1(b) I like having lunch with my aunt -- she's so sensible and grounded.

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2(a) After he did a victory roll just 200 feet over the runway, the Red Baron was grounded for a month.

2(b) When she woke up her whole family by coming in puking-drunk at 4am, Lindsay was grounded for a month.

by Figleaf23 January 1, 2009

SR-71

The type of plane flown by the X-Men superhero team in Marvel Comics.

Professor X: "I obtained our SR-71 Blackbird when our transportation needs began to exceed our existing capabilities."
Wolverine: "Obtained it how?"

by Figleaf23 November 4, 2007

tits up in the gutter

Passed out in the street, typically from drunkeness or similar causes.

After his 16th beer, Freddie ended up tits up in the gutter.

by Figleaf23 December 29, 2008

keystroker

someone who masturbates at their computer keyboard

Example for 'keystroker':

"Anyone leet is a keystroking fucktard."

by Figleaf23 January 1, 2009

Borge Geush

the stinky black paste that develops between the toes of unwashed barefoot manure workers; toe jam

Go wash your feet! Don't leave your nasty borge geush on my nice clean floor!

by Figleaf23 September 14, 2007

eagle shit

army slang for salary. The eagle is the army paymaster and shit is the money it drops on the soldiers.

The eagle shits! Gentlemen, let's go to the mess.

by Figleaf23 January 1, 2009

spartan

descriptive word for anything related to macho male homoeroticism.

Did you ever notice how 'spartan' pro wrestling is?

by Figleaf23 January 1, 2009