Liar

Liar

1. someone who represents one set of facts, while knowing that a
different set of facts prevails;

2. (popular) someone who having led others to believe one thing, does
a different thing; a promise-breaker;

3. (colloquial) someone whose general conduct, level of reliability,
relationship with truth, and past preformance leave him or her with
little to no credibility in peoples' opinion;

In modern Canadian history, the biggest liars are former Prime
Ministers Stephen Harper and Brian Mulroney, along with a pissant
Minister of Defence Peter MacKay.

by Figleaf23 January 14, 2009

girl soup

an attractive woman in a bathtub

When I got home from work, Diane was taking a bath, so I decided I really wanted some girl soup.

by Figleaf23 January 14, 2009

palfrey

medieval term for a light riding horse, as compared to the heavy war horse or destrier

We rode our palfreys to the tournament, then rode our destriers in the joust.

by Figleaf23 January 01, 2009

To Mega Therion

"The Great Beast", in Greek

Aleister Crowley styled himself as 'To Mega Therion', meaning 'The Great Beast'.

by Figleaf23 October 03, 2007

pussy-grab

a period of activity defined by the single-minded pursuit of getting as much pussy as possible, no matter what the social or personal consequences

Person A: How did you like visiting St. John's?
Person B: It was great, I was like total pussy-grab.

by figleaf23 January 01, 2009

boat race

A team-based drinking contest. Opposing teams (usu. 5 members each) sit opposite eachother along a table. At the gun, the first member of each team drinks their beverage (usu. beer) as quickly as possible. Upon completion, each player slams his/her mug to the table, signifying that the next teammate can begin their drink, like a relay race. At the end of the table, the last team member (called 'the Anchor') must complete two drinks before play proceeds back through each team (the 'return trip') until the first player of the winning team finishes his/her second drink.

We were doing boat races last night at the Student Union building, but Pete had four shots before we started and he couldn't finish the return trip.

by Figleaf23 December 30, 2008

box grab

the totally non-violent erotic art of inserting one or more fingers or thumb into a woman's vagina while using the palm of the hand to stimulate the clitoris. Also called the cunt grab.

Becky: Last night he did something he called the 'box grab'.
Marnie: Oooh, yeah, I love that manoeuvre! Especially while I'm deepthroating.

by Figleaf23 January 01, 2009