Short for steriod monster. Someone whose overuse of steroids renders them notably different from the human norm in some respect(s). Typical characteristics include: huge gnarled muscles, bad temper, irritability, leathery skin, grotesqueness of features, puffy, constipated, pain when urinating.
by Figleaf23 August 12, 2007
1. A type of omelette made with Mexican flavorings
2. Being permitted to view or touch a woman's breasts without having to pay -- i.e. free tatas.
2. Being permitted to view or touch a woman's breasts without having to pay -- i.e. free tatas.
by Figleaf23 January 15, 2009
a completely non-violent erotic art performed by placing a wet palm or fingers firmly on the clitoral area and giggling the hand as quickly as possible.
Dude, when I gave Karen the shakey shakey last night she was more than willing to swallow my man meat.
by Figleaf23 August 05, 2007
a ludicrous, overwrought, badly written, lamely acted television show about a bunch of stupid irrelevant teens and their screwed-up implausible lives.
by Figleaf23 December 05, 2007
The process of divination using the medium of cogitation.
Cartomancy uses cards to tell the future, bibliomancy uses a book (often the Bible), geomancy uses earth and stones. Intellimancy is the same, except your mind is your oracle.
Cartomancy uses cards to tell the future, bibliomancy uses a book (often the Bible), geomancy uses earth and stones. Intellimancy is the same, except your mind is your oracle.
by Figleaf23 May 13, 2011
a condition that can occur when a person who is bent over, or in any awkward position, sneezes, coughs, hiccups, and belches all at the same time, causing the heart to flip over inside the chest cavity.
The condition is extremely painful, but if the victim survives the initial shock, they can recover as the elasticity of the major arteries is usually sufficient to slowly pull the heart back into proper position.
Do NOT move the victim.
The condition is extremely painful, but if the victim survives the initial shock, they can recover as the elasticity of the major arteries is usually sufficient to slowly pull the heart back into proper position.
Do NOT move the victim.
by Figleaf23 November 27, 2009
an unfortunately coarse term for the totally non-violent erotic art of inserting one or more fingers into a woman's vagina and then gently closing the hand a few degrees so the palm can stimulate the clitoral area. Very pleasurable for the recipient if done correctly. Done with either the thumb or fingers, depending on your respective directions/facing.
Synonym: box grab
Contrast: pussy-grab
Synonym: box grab
Contrast: pussy-grab
Guy: So dude, d'ja hookup at the party?
Other Guy: Word, dude. I made out with Becky for a while and when I got her panties off I gave her the cunt grab. After a few minutes of that she let me do anything I wanted.
Other Guy: Word, dude. I made out with Becky for a while and when I got her panties off I gave her the cunt grab. After a few minutes of that she let me do anything I wanted.
by Figleaf23 August 10, 2007