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hodge-podge

1. a muddled-together bunch of stuff

2. a dialectical concept in Discordianism that posits that the tendency for restriction and control in society is matched proportionately by a counter-resulting tendency for chaos and randomness, and vice-versa
1. When Jaydon's father told him to clean out the attic, he couldn't believe the hodge-podge of old crap up there.

2. 'Flapper' culture of the 1920s can be considered an example of Discordian hodge-podge.
by Figleaf23 January 20, 2009
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925 silver

Sterling silver will often bear a stamp saying 925 silver.
by Figleaf23 November 26, 2009
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eagle shit

army slang for salary. The eagle is the army paymaster and shit is the money it drops on the soldiers.
The eagle shits! Gentlemen, let's go to the mess.
by Figleaf23 January 1, 2009
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broverdone

current status of the use of 'bro' and its variants in neologisms
Bro this, bro that, bro the other -- the whole bro thing is broverdone.
by Figleaf23 July 18, 2013
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Borge Geush

the stinky black paste that develops between the toes of unwashed barefoot manure workers; toe jam
Go wash your feet! Don't leave your nasty borge geush on my nice clean floor!
by Figleaf23 September 14, 2007
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Moses

a prince of ancient Egypt (c. -1500) who wound up on the wrong side of Palace politics and joined up with a group of semites being driven from Egypt by the return of pharaonic government.

"Moses" means 'son' in Egyptian, as in Pharaoh Thutmoses ("son of Thoth") and Pharaoh Ramoses ("son of Ra").
Exodus 4:
21 And the LORD said unto Moses, When thou goest to return into Egypt, see that thou do all those wonders before Pharaoh, which I have put in thine hand: but I will harden his heart, that he shall not let the people go.
22 And thou shalt say unto Pharaoh, Thus saith the LORD, Israel is my son, even my firstborn:
23 And I say unto thee, Let my son go, that he may serve me: and if thou refuse to let him go, behold, I will slay thy son, even thy firstborn.
24 And it came to pass by the way in the inn, that the LORD met him, and sought to kill him.
25 Then Zipporah took a sharp stone, and cut off the foreskin of her son, and cast it at his feet, and said, Surely a bloody husband art thou to me.
by Figleaf23 January 1, 2009
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pussy-grab

a period of activity defined by the single-minded pursuit of getting as much pussy as possible, no matter what the social or personal consequences
Person A: How did you like visiting St. John's?
Person B: It was great, I was like total pussy-grab.
by figleaf23 January 1, 2009
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