flanjitsu

a sexual technique involving flexion of the vagina to increase stimulation of the penis during intercourse.

An erotic art.
Pete loved it when Marsha used her flanjitsu on him.
by Figleaf23 January 14, 2009
Get the flanjitsu mug.

Colin Powelled

to have your credibility destroyed by participating in the plans of idiots
I should have known better than to go along with Mick and Keith's plan to go on an Antarctic tour ... now that it has turned into a disaster, it's clear I've been colin powelled.
by Figleaf23 August 28, 2007
Get the Colin Powelled mug.

Nixon of the North

nickname for former Prime Minister of Canada, Stephen Harper
Political scandals such as the in-and-out scheme and the Cadman affair led people to dub the Prime Minister the "Nixon of the North".
by Figleaf23 December 23, 2008
Get the Nixon of the North mug.

Moses

a prince of ancient Egypt (c. -1500) who wound up on the wrong side of Palace politics and joined up with a group of semites being driven from Egypt by the return of pharaonic government.

"Moses" means 'son' in Egyptian, as in Pharaoh Thutmoses ("son of Thoth") and Pharaoh Ramoses ("son of Ra").
Exodus 4:
21 And the LORD said unto Moses, When thou goest to return into Egypt, see that thou do all those wonders before Pharaoh, which I have put in thine hand: but I will harden his heart, that he shall not let the people go.
22 And thou shalt say unto Pharaoh, Thus saith the LORD, Israel is my son, even my firstborn:
23 And I say unto thee, Let my son go, that he may serve me: and if thou refuse to let him go, behold, I will slay thy son, even thy firstborn.
24 And it came to pass by the way in the inn, that the LORD met him, and sought to kill him.
25 Then Zipporah took a sharp stone, and cut off the foreskin of her son, and cast it at his feet, and said, Surely a bloody husband art thou to me.
by Figleaf23 August 11, 2007
Get the Moses mug.

flower shop girl

a girl who works in a flower shop. Flower shop girls are known to be some of the nicest friendliest girls around.
I was buying some flowers the other day, and the girl in the shop was extremely friendly and nice. Everyone should get to know a flower shop girl.
by Figleaf23 August 30, 2007
Get the flower shop girl mug.

Joe the Rat

nickname of Pope Benedict XVI, formerly Joseph Cardinal Ratzinger
Did you hear what Joe the Rat said in his sermon last Easter?
by Figleaf23 September 04, 2007
Get the Joe the Rat mug.

shit-gun

v. an act of character assassination

n. a method of character assassination
Karl Rove shit-gunned John Kerry (and a whole lot of other people too).
by Figleaf23 August 05, 2007
Get the shit-gun mug.