122 definitions by Figleaf23
a medieval weapon used by knights in mounted combat. About half the length of a telephone pole, held at one end tucked under the arm.
by Figleaf23 August 12, 2007
I needed a new tie, so I went to a habberdashery and spoke to the habberdasher. Meanwhile, my wife needed a new hat, so she went to the milinery.
by Figleaf23 April 27, 2007
a period of activity defined by the single-minded pursuit of getting as much pussy as possible, no matter what the social or personal consequences
Person A: How did you like visiting St. John's?
Person B: It was great, I was like total pussy-grab.
Person B: It was great, I was like total pussy-grab.
by Figleaf23 July 22, 2007
Bush: "So, (smirk) where's Osama?"
Cheney: "Yeah (snicker), where's Osama?"
Rummy: "Is he (chortle) under your chair Mr. President?"
Bush: "I think he's (smirk) under you hair-piece, Don."
All: "~Laughter~".
by Figleaf23 August 13, 2007
Last night when Debbie was about to suck me, she missed, and got cockpunched instead and ended up with a fat lip.
by Figleaf23 June 17, 2007
rightwing pissants, police cadet wannabes and neo-nazi skinheads who pose as anarchists and smash up stuff at protests in order to justify security crackdowns, roughly the same political agenda as the blackshirts and brownshirts of the 1930s.
If the black bloc weren't pissants, they'd do their thing on their own, rather than during peaceful demonstrations.
If the black bloc weren't pissants, they'd do their thing on their own, rather than during peaceful demonstrations.
by Figleaf23 July 1, 2010
a holy symbol of Discordianism, consisting of a yinyang-like divided circle containing, on one side, the Golden Apple of Discord, and on the other side the Pentagon representing the Law of Fives.
Stinky Pete was completely surrounded by the zombified yuppies, but he managed to fend them off when he displayed the Sacred Chao.
by Figleaf23 January 20, 2009