Figleaf23's definitions

primate

the top bishop within a country of any denomination that has bishops

The Archbishop of Canterbury is the primate of the church of England.

by Figleaf23 January 19, 2009

bunny shit

small round turds

See: pooble

I've been eating all the wrong stuff this vacation, and all I can manage are bunny shits.

by Figleaf23 January 19, 2009

webcam dance video

a video clip recorded on a webcam of (almost always) a chick dancing in front of her computer

There are probably thousands of webcam dance videos on YouTube.

by Figleaf23 September 14, 2007

grounded

1 (a). electrical conductivity directed into the earth
1 (b). to be emotionally stable

2 (a). to have your flying privileges suspended
2 (b). to be confined to your home as a punishment

1(a) The computer wasn't properly grounded, so the power surge fried it.

1(b) I like having lunch with my aunt -- she's so sensible and grounded.

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2(a) After he did a victory roll just 200 feet over the runway, the Red Baron was grounded for a month.

2(b) When she woke up her whole family by coming in puking-drunk at 4am, Lindsay was grounded for a month.

by Figleaf23 January 1, 2009

SR-71

The type of plane flown by the X-Men superhero team in Marvel Comics.

Professor X: "I obtained our SR-71 Blackbird when our transportation needs began to exceed our existing capabilities."
Wolverine: "Obtained it how?"

by Figleaf23 November 4, 2007

tits up in the gutter

Passed out in the street, typically from drunkeness or similar causes.

After his 16th beer, Freddie ended up tits up in the gutter.

by Figleaf23 December 29, 2008

Where's Osama

a game the Bush administration pretended to play for maybe 3 seconds after the 9/11 attacks

Bush: "So, (smirk) where's Osama?"

Cheney: "Yeah (snicker), where's Osama?"

Rummy: "Is he (chortle) under your chair Mr. President?"

Bush: "I think he's (smirk) under you hair-piece, Don."

All: "~Laughter~".

by Figleaf23 January 2, 2009