ugly on an ape

describes an endemic and thoroughly prevailing condition or state of affairs.

Compare: drool on a baby.

Bartender: "The customers were practically swarming me last Friday."
Regular: "Yeah, like ugly on an ape."

by Figleaf23 September 11, 2007

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PMSH

An acronym used in politics to stand for:

Pugnacity, Mendacity, Sleaze and Harm

PMSH has infected Canadian politics.

by Figleaf23 July 20, 2011

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Trooper

a "legendary Canadian rock band", whose body of work includes such classics as:

-The Boys In The Bright White Sports Car
-General Hand Grenade
-Santa Maria
-We're Here For A Good Time (Not A Long Time); and
-Raise A Little Hell

Q: Didn't Trooper have a song that said something about a 'three dressed up as a nine'?

A: Yes, the did.

by Figleaf23 August 16, 2007

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intellimancy

The process of divination using the medium of cogitation.

Cartomancy uses cards to tell the future, bibliomancy uses a book (often the Bible), geomancy uses earth and stones. Intellimancy is the same, except your mind is your oracle.

For an example of the process of intellimancy see the definition of honkey.

by Figleaf23 May 13, 2011

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