122 definitions by Figleaf23
a "legendary Canadian rock band", whose body of work includes such classics as:
-The Boys In The Bright White Sports Car
-General Hand Grenade
-Santa Maria
-We're Here For A Good Time (Not A Long Time); and
-Raise A Little Hell
-The Boys In The Bright White Sports Car
-General Hand Grenade
-Santa Maria
-We're Here For A Good Time (Not A Long Time); and
-Raise A Little Hell
Q: Didn't Trooper have a song that said something about a 'three dressed up as a nine'?
A: Yes, the did.
A: Yes, the did.
by Figleaf23 August 16, 2007
a variety of stupidity in which the sufferors express satisfaction and pride about being ignorant. A prignorant person might even sometimes appear to think that being a dumbass is an advantage for them.
Derived from 'proud' and 'ignorant'.
Derived from 'proud' and 'ignorant'.
by Figleaf23 August 2, 2007
a condition that can occur when a person who is bent over, or in any awkward position, sneezes, coughs, hiccups, and belches all at the same time, causing the heart to flip over inside the chest cavity.
The condition is extremely painful, but if the victim survives the initial shock, they can recover as the elasticity of the major arteries is usually sufficient to slowly pull the heart back into proper position.
Do NOT move the victim.
The condition is extremely painful, but if the victim survives the initial shock, they can recover as the elasticity of the major arteries is usually sufficient to slowly pull the heart back into proper position.
Do NOT move the victim.
by Figleaf23 November 27, 2009
Brandon tried to spin up a couple of quick doobs, but wound up with two shitty egg rolls and shake everywhere.
by Figleaf23 August 5, 2007
Clarence Thomas, judge of the United States Supreme Court, conspirator in a judicial coup d'etat that subverted American democracy by appointing G.W. Bush to the presidency in 2000.
See: Bush v. Gore, 531 U.S. (2000)
See: Bush v. Gore, 531 U.S. (2000)
Republican-appointed judges William Rehnquist, Sandra Day O'Connor, Clarence Thomas (Thomas, Clarence), Anthony Kennedy, and Antonin Scalia are all to blame.
by Figleaf23 September 4, 2007
by Figleaf23 January 8, 2009
a group of superheroes whose adventures are chronicled in Marvel Comics. Somewhat cheesy, but considered innovative at one time.
They are:
-Mr. Fantasic (alias genius inventor Reed Richards) has a rubbery stretchable body
-Invisible Woman (alias Susan Storm) is able to become invisible and project invisible force fields
-The Thing (alias test pilot, and one of life's greater losers, Ben Grimm)has incredible strength and a hard rocky protective surface all over his body
-The Human Torch (alias Johnny Storm) able to activate a sheath of flames around his body, allowing flight and various heat powers
They are:
-Mr. Fantasic (alias genius inventor Reed Richards) has a rubbery stretchable body
-Invisible Woman (alias Susan Storm) is able to become invisible and project invisible force fields
-The Thing (alias test pilot, and one of life's greater losers, Ben Grimm)has incredible strength and a hard rocky protective surface all over his body
-The Human Torch (alias Johnny Storm) able to activate a sheath of flames around his body, allowing flight and various heat powers
Fanboy: Galactus is the Fantastic Four's worst enemy.
Fangirl: Pffft! No way, it's Doctor Doom, dude.
Fangirl: Pffft! No way, it's Doctor Doom, dude.
by Figleaf23 August 10, 2007