Puck

The name of a mischievous fairy of English folklore (e.g. Shakespeare's "A Midsummer Night's Dream").
"FAIRY: Either I mistake your shape and making quite,
Or else you are that shrewd and knavish sprite
Called Robin Goodfellow. Are not you he
That frights the maidens of the villagery,
Skim milk, and sometimes labour in the quern,
And bootless make the breathless housewife churn,
And sometime make the drink to bear no barm,
Mislead night-wanders, laughing at their harm?
Those that Hobgoblin call you, and sweet Puck,
You do their work, and they shall have good luck.
Are you not he? "
by Figleaf23 August 03, 2007
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gravy train

a very lucrative or rewarding situation or arrangement, likely to
continue for some time.

When the Congressman got elected to the Senate, he knew he was on the gravy train
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Fantastic Four

a group of superheroes whose adventures are chronicled in Marvel Comics. Somewhat cheesy, but considered innovative at one time.

They are:

-Mr. Fantasic (alias genius inventor Reed Richards) has a rubbery stretchable body

-Invisible Woman (alias Susan Storm) is able to become invisible and project invisible force fields

-The Thing (alias test pilot, and one of life's greater losers, Ben Grimm)has incredible strength and a hard rocky protective surface all over his body

-The Human Torch (alias Johnny Storm) able to activate a sheath of flames around his body, allowing flight and various heat powers
Fanboy: Galactus is the Fantastic Four's worst enemy.
Fangirl: Pffft! No way, it's Doctor Doom, dude.
by Figleaf23 August 10, 2007
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egg roll

a poorly rolled joint, fat in the middle and thin at both ends.

Brandon tried to spin up a couple of quick doobs, but wound up with two shitty egg rolls and shake everywhere.
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Thomas, Clarence

Clarence Thomas, judge of the United States Supreme Court, conspirator in a judicial coup d'etat that subverted American democracy by appointing G.W. Bush to the presidency in 2000.

See: Bush v. Gore, 531 U.S. (2000)
Republican-appointed judges William Rehnquist, Sandra Day O'Connor, Clarence Thomas (Thomas, Clarence), Anthony Kennedy, and Antonin Scalia are all to blame.
by Figleaf23 September 04, 2007
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sugar baby

a whore, usually over-priced and operating under a false veneer of romance, often successful in securing repeat business from one particular john (sugar daddy).
The CEO enjoys spending the weekend with his sugar baby and doesn't mind having to cough up over $3000 to get some from her.
by Figleaf23 August 11, 2007
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fucktify

Means simply 'I do not'
Person 1: "Hey, who was that?"
Person 2: "Fucktify know."
by Figleaf23 June 21, 2007
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