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Soft Maledom

The correct subversion of just Maledom.

This is when in a relationship, there is a man (the dominant) that takes the sexual lead and responsability with his sub (the submisive) who is more commonly a woman, altought this also aplies to gay people and even others.

Of course, as the "Soft" sugest, this relationship is not focused on been abusive nor humilliating. Is about psychology, is natural for men to have fantasies and desires of been big, strong, and powerfull. And viceversa with women, who commonly depicts thelselfs as smol beans who wants hugs and kisses.

Sexually, this is traslated like this: The male takes pleasure in organizing and making love to his sub, feeling his masculinity and power reafirm. And the sub takes pleasure in been protected, cared and satisfing his doms needs.

A very important component of this is Safe, Sane, and Consensual (SSC) where both parties are having sex with protection or while take any safetly precaution, both the male and his sub and completly aware and conscient of what are they doing, and when they both give explicit permits to play with their bodies.

Bonus points if the guy is very insecure about himself and the sub is very bratty and hornier that him!
Wife: "BABY PLEASE SLAM MY HEAD INTO THE WALL AND DESTROY MY SMALL PUSSY PLEASE MAKE ME YOUR FUCKTOY PLEASEEEEE DOMINATE ME!"
Husband: "No! You are my wife and i love you! I will gently foreplay you until you are ready for piv, them we will have sex and YOU WILL ENJOY IT AND I WILL NOT HURT YOOOUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU!!!"
Wife: "NYAAAAA! YOUR MERCFULL SOFT MALEDOM JUST MAKES ME MORE WET AAAAAAA!"
by Fgyjt June 6, 2023
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???

(??? or ?)

The WORST and most FUCKING INFURIATING response somebody can gave you in a mmo or any other texting thing.

Like, wtf, i asked you a fucking question and you fucking typed ??? THE FUCK DOES ??? MEAN? READ MY FUCKING QUESTION AND AWNSER IT YOU FUCKING ASSHOLE!
You: Why are we not doing the bosses?
Evil doer: *silence*
You: Why are we not doing the bosses?
Evil doer: ???
You: The fuck does ??? mean.
Evil doer: *silence again*
You: You are an asshole.
Evil doer: you mad
You: *kills the evil doer*
Evil doer: *Dies evilly*
by Fgyjt April 22, 2024
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ENFP magic

Imagine you are in some pointless social event that you did not even wanted to go, but were forced.

You look at the "people". Are they even people? They are all strangers, and they all represent a danger you cannot risk take.

Them you look at the women, oh god, the women... They all look like they were made by a man to appear in some shitty cash-grab mobile game, or in some degenerate humilliating hentai. Why cannot they just be "normal"?

Them, suddently. Form all the people in the crowd, you spot IT.

It appear to be a woman, but she is..somehow special? She looks..bright? carefree? even innocent? CUTE?!?! For some reason, those traits makes you more hornier that any slut or bad girl could do. You HAVE to talk to her, it does not matter if she has a boyfriend, or she is not interested, you just want to thank her for existing, for at least this evening.

But, you cannot move. You are stuck! what are you going to do?

OH GOD, HER FRIENDS SAW YOU. OH GOD, SHE IS APROCHING YOU!

...

She offers you hear hand.

You accept.

You blink your eyes and suddently you and her are in your honeymoon, making it a night you two will never foget.

You blink again, and know you see your childrens, all now grow ups, going to collegue.

Them you blink again, and the two of you are in your deadbed.

You spended your entire life with this woman, and you two loved it. You are about to die, and you do not give a single fuck.

That woman was a ENFP.

That is ENFP magic for you.
You: "I meet with this really cute girl, but she is kind of childish."
Me: "Is ok, she is probably an ENFP doing ENFP magic. Give her time to get use to you and you are set for life, JUST REBEMBER SHE IS HUMAN LIKE YOU!"
by Fgyjt May 5, 2023
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INTJ

1. A human with the Curse of Knowledge.

2. Acronimun for International Nacional Tortoise Jury.

3. A type of personality.

4. Person with a gigant fetich for goofy, silly and wacky love parthers (enfp's)
1: "Please unistall TicTok, is a chinese spyware."

"Wtf no, what is wrong with you."

2: "I saw a turtle strugging in land, so i place it again in the water."

"No! That was a tostoise! The International Nacional Tortoise Jury will give you the DEATH PENALTY!!!!!!"

3: "I did this test online and it says that i am a 'intj'".

"Ah, that means you have a big brain."

4: "Damm, those ESFP girls looks hot and wacky, but i cannot for my life keep up with them! If there was just a more condensed and tameable version of them..."

ENFP: "Hiii~~~~"

"Thank you God, this is just want i needed."
by Fgyjt April 21, 2023
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HIT THEM RIGHT BETTWEN THE EYES
HIT THEM RIGHT BETTWEN THE EYES

WHEN YOU WALK AWAY THERE BE NO MORE TO SAY
SEE THE LIGHT IN YOUR EYE
SEE THEM RUNNING FOR THEIR EYES.
A: Show me how to lie.

B: You're getting better all the time.

A: With a thousand lies and a good disguise?

B: Yes, Hit them right bettewn the eyes.
by Fgyjt February 27, 2022
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TicTok

1: Chinese Spyware used by the CCP on everybody.
2: Weapon of Mass Psychological and social destruction.
Just rebember, this is all the fault of the current chinese goverment.
Fool: "Ayo, you got TicTok?"

You: "Do i look like i have a chinese spyware installed on my phone?"
by Fgyjt May 5, 2023
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Madrid

Where i belong.
I was born in Madrid.
by Fgyjt March 10, 2022
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