Fav's definitions

hazmat

The multi-colored waste one finds in the crotch of women's panties.

Rob: Vaginas sure are beautiful !
Dave: No doubt.
Rob: Well, that is until you view the hazmat they produce !
Dave: Fuckin' A right !

by Fav February 13, 2008

newbury boy

A male who was raised in Newbury Massachusetts. He probably had his first pot pipe before his teenage years and he threw every fucking thing he could find at cars, houses and the like. He was also probably from a decent family but has done absolutely nothing with his life. If you would like to meet him, just go to the Thirsty Whale at last call. He'll be the one standing at the bar contemplating finger fucking one of the local skanks and also how he is going to elude the pigs on the way home.

When last home and while driving down route 1, I spied Colby hitch-hiking to work. Must have lost his license again to another DWI. Fucking typical Newbury boy!

by Fav December 3, 2006

the other room

The uterus. When your cock is long and her vagina is short, the extra length winds up in her uterus.

Man, nobody told me what a small cunt Amy has. I plowed my big hard cock right into the other room.

by fav January 29, 2007

Saab Story

In other words: Swedish Automobile Always Broken. Every Saab owner has a Saab story or a sob story.

Fav sees Dolan hitchhiking down Route 1A, pulls over to pick him up.

Fav: What up bro?
Dolan: Eh, fuckin' car broke down again.
Fav: Second fuckin' time this month?
Dolan: Yeah, Fuckin' Saab Story, don't really want to talk about it.
Fav: All right, let's go fingerbang Maryjane Rottencrotch. Maybe that will get the Saab off of your mind.
Dolan: Let's stop at The Beef Corral first, I'm starving.
Fav: Okay.

by Fav April 13, 2008

foaming seabiscuit

A vagina. Usually one that is quite moist, produces thick white matter and has quite a salty flavor.

By fucking Angie for almost three hours, Rob turned her once thin and delicate quim into a foaming seabiscuit.

by Fav December 1, 2006

Beach Taffy

When a woman's labia is hanging out the side of her bathing suit.

Sarah: Brooke ! Cover up !
Brooke: What !?
Sarah: You've got beach taffy !
Brooke: Ugghh ! Must have happened when I was getting battered in the surf !

by Fav February 15, 2008

knotted smile

A vagina. Especially one with twisted and contorted labia minora.

I spent half of high school trying to get a piece of Payton's vagina. It wasn't until prom night that I succeeded. I fortunately found her flat wasted, lying prone on the lawn of the individual having the party. I wasted no time prying those inundated white cotton panties aside to reveal her glistening knotted smile. What happened next is only known by God and me.

by fav January 27, 2007