Fav sees Dolan hitchhiking down Route 1A, pulls over to pick him up.
Fav: What up bro?
Dolan: Eh, fuckin' car broke down again.
Fav: Second fuckin' time this month?
Dolan: Yeah, Fuckin' Saab Story, don't really want to talk about it.
Fav: All right, let's go fingerbang Maryjane Rottencrotch. Maybe that will get the Saab off of your mind.
Dolan: Let's stop at The Beef Corral first, I'm starving.
Fav: Okay.
Fav: What up bro?
Dolan: Eh, fuckin' car broke down again.
Fav: Second fuckin' time this month?
Dolan: Yeah, Fuckin' Saab Story, don't really want to talk about it.
Fav: All right, let's go fingerbang Maryjane Rottencrotch. Maybe that will get the Saab off of your mind.
Dolan: Let's stop at The Beef Corral first, I'm starving.
Fav: Okay.
by Fav April 14, 2008
Jesus, I know Mary used the bathroom last! I can't believe the friggin' dude skid she left for me. Insane to think she just logged out!
by fav January 24, 2007
I spent half of high school trying to get a piece of Payton's vagina. It wasn't until prom night that I succeeded. I fortunately found her flat wasted, lying prone on the lawn of the individual having the party. I wasted no time prying those inundated white cotton panties aside to reveal her glistening knotted smile. What happened next is only known by God and me.
by fav January 24, 2007
Fav: Bad news dude.
Dolan: Eh, what?
Fav: Mr. Barclay walked in while I was performing a curtain call on Sarah last nite.
Dolan: I thought you said he was taking his wife out for dinner?!
Fav: He was, only once they ordered he realized he forgot his wallet at home. In he comes while his daughter's legs are over her head and I have a face full of fish flaps. Needless to say, Sarah is grounded and I am 86'ed.
Dolan: No quim for you, one year !
Dolan: Eh, what?
Fav: Mr. Barclay walked in while I was performing a curtain call on Sarah last nite.
Dolan: I thought you said he was taking his wife out for dinner?!
Fav: He was, only once they ordered he realized he forgot his wallet at home. In he comes while his daughter's legs are over her head and I have a face full of fish flaps. Needless to say, Sarah is grounded and I am 86'ed.
Dolan: No quim for you, one year !
by Fav April 12, 2008
Weezy: Hey Laquifa, whazzup ?
Laquifa: Ize justa waiting for Jamaal to step in. Soonze he get heah, Ize gonna fix him up a turkey pot pie !
Weezy: Youze got plans afta dat ?
Laquifa: Yeeah, Ize gonna head on up to Lamonts' crib. You wonna come?
Weezy: Whatyu gonna be doin' at Lamont's?
Laquifa: Ize gonna get my drink on ! Innerested ?
Weezy: I'll chek wit Rolando..mabbe he wanna come !
Laquifa: Vright !
Laquifa: Ize justa waiting for Jamaal to step in. Soonze he get heah, Ize gonna fix him up a turkey pot pie !
Weezy: Youze got plans afta dat ?
Laquifa: Yeeah, Ize gonna head on up to Lamonts' crib. You wonna come?
Weezy: Whatyu gonna be doin' at Lamont's?
Laquifa: Ize gonna get my drink on ! Innerested ?
Weezy: I'll chek wit Rolando..mabbe he wanna come !
Laquifa: Vright !
by Fav February 16, 2008
by Fav December 01, 2006
Rob: Vaginas sure are beautiful !
Dave: No doubt.
Rob: Well, that is until you view the hazmat they produce !
Dave: Fuckin' A right !
Dave: No doubt.
Rob: Well, that is until you view the hazmat they produce !
Dave: Fuckin' A right !
by Fav February 13, 2008