snakes with tits

Women. Especially those that leave you when the money runs out.

Rob: Did you hear that Laura dumped me?
Dave: No, why?
Rob: Probably had something to do with me losing my six figure income.
Dave: Fuckin' Women !
Rob: I think you mean "Snakes with tits!"
Dave: Exactly !

by Fav February 13, 2008

mayonnaise stains

The crispy and dried stains you find in the crotch of women's panties.

I had every intention of sniffing her panties but then I noticed the mayonnaise stains and quickly changed my mind.

by Fav December 02, 2006

foaming seabiscuit

A vagina. Usually one that is quite moist, produces thick white matter and has quite a salty flavor.

By fucking Angie for almost three hours, Rob turned her once thin and delicate quim into a foaming seabiscuit.

by Fav December 01, 2006

Camel Toe

A shot consisting of 1 part Baileys Irish Cream and 1 part Cointreau. Original recipe developed by Fav.

Bartender: Hey Mac, the usual?
Fav: No make me a Camel Toe...and keep 'em comin' !
Bartender: Rough day?
Fav: Yeah. I got laid off, found out I got the genital warts, my wife is pregnant and to top it off, I am sterile.
Bartender: Next one's on the house.
Fav: Gee, thanks.
Bartender: Always good to see you Fav !

by Fav July 11, 2008

the other room

The uterus. When your cock is long and her vagina is short, the extra length winds up in her uterus.

Man, nobody told me what a small cunt Amy has. I plowed my big hard cock right into the other room.

by fav January 24, 2007

cunt stunt

When women perform stunts with their cunts.

After shooting ping pong balls from her hole, Helen's next cunt stunt involved sitting on an open bottle and picking it up off the bar.

by Fav December 02, 2006

Beach Taffy

When a woman's labia is hanging out the side of her bathing suit.

Sarah: Brooke ! Cover up !
Brooke: What !?
Sarah: You've got beach taffy !
Brooke: Ugghh ! Must have happened when I was getting battered in the surf !

by Fav February 15, 2008