Father Abraham II's definitions

Cock

A male chicken; a rooster

You probably looked up the word cock because you wanted to look for definitions of penis, you immature asshat

by Father Abraham II November 28, 2018

Turn Signal

Many people do not know this but there is actually a feature on your car called a "turn signal." The turn signal is a stick behind your steering wheel that when utilized, flashes an orange light on the outside of your car. The orange light then informs other drivers which direction you are thinking about fucking going.

Dumbass Friend: I just don't get it, whenever I turn or switch lanes, someone honks at me and gives me the middle finger.
You: Do you remember to use your turn signal?
Dumbass Friend: What's that?

by Father Abraham II August 8, 2017

Bawkward

The awkward moment when you think that you’re talking to someone you know because of how they look like from the backside but once they turn around you realize they’re a complete stranger.

Hey Caroline, hold up! I know you’re really mad at me but I can explain!

*person turns around*

“Oh shit, you’re not Caroline, that was bawkward.”

by Father Abraham II February 12, 2019

Seth Rogen's Signature Fragrance™

The smell of weed

My car always smells like Seth Rogen's Signature Fragrance™, so I always have to cover the car with Fabreeze whenever I get pulled over by the cops.

by Father Abraham II June 17, 2019

Trump Supporter

Another term for idiot

Use your calculated IQ to find your intelligence ranking

150+: Fucking nerd
130-150: The comic-con convention is to your left.
110-130: Don't even bother trying to get that promotion.
90-110: Fuck school, get money, amirite?
70-90: WHAS DAT YOU WANNA LOLLIPOP OH YES YOU DO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
50-70: UIOGNREIUNRUIVRNUOAVNERUOIANVOAERUNBUERNGAEIUNGRNOGORUNOUESNGRUEO!!!!!!!!!
50-: Congratulations! You just won a $5000 scholarship to Trump University! There you will learn all kinds of useless shit like all the rest of you Trump supporters!

by Father Abraham II May 22, 2017

when the Minnesota Vikings win a Super Bowl

never (used to refer to scenarios you wish would happen but probably never will)

I have a huge crush on Ashley from math class, but I'll probably get to second base with her when the Minnesota Vikings win a Super Bowl.

by Father Abraham II January 22, 2018

Pandemoron

Someone who thinks that you’ll get sick by drinking Corona beer or eating Chinese food, but not by going to a crowded beach or partying with a bunch of friends in a fucking mosh pit

Mark is French kissing every chick at the club but he won’t call his sick mom because he thinks he’ll catch it through the phone. He a pandemoron

by Father Abraham II April 18, 2020