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A relatively mild form of jet lag that doesn’t happen after traveling somewhere, but after either night of daylight savings time when you’re body is readjusting to the hour lost or gained overnight.
I get fired from my job every spring because stationary jet lag causes me to oversleep and show up late the day after spring forward.
by Father Abraham II March 14, 2022
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by Father Abraham II February 2, 2022
Get the Jesus Weekend mug.The smallest penis size. Behind 8=D and 8==D. The largest penis size is 8=================(until you run out of room)D
Jake looks very handsome, but I don't know if I'd fuck him because I heard he's 8D.
Bill drives a monster truck? He must be a total 8D.
Bill drives a monster truck? He must be a total 8D.
by Father Abraham II April 10, 2021
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Someone who thinks that you’ll get sick by drinking Corona beer or eating Chinese food, but not by going to a crowded beach or partying with a bunch of friends in a fucking mosh pit
Mark is French kissing every chick at the club but he won’t call his sick mom because he thinks he’ll catch it through the phone. He a pandemoron
by Father Abraham II April 18, 2020
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Pandumbasses on Spring Break are partying anyway and don't care that they could pass corona to literally hundreds of other people.
Pandumbasses took to the State Capitol to protest social distancing guidelines designed to save people's lives.
Steve didn't wash his hands after using a public bathroom but wouldn't buy Corona beer because it was just too risky - what a Pandumbass
Pandumbasses took to the State Capitol to protest social distancing guidelines designed to save people's lives.
Steve didn't wash his hands after using a public bathroom but wouldn't buy Corona beer because it was just too risky - what a Pandumbass
by Father Abraham II April 18, 2020
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by Father Abraham II June 17, 2019
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