phew

the phrase commonly used after taking a massive dump

"grrrr" "mmmmmm" "hoooo" ~barooomph~ "phew"

by Fat Bastard August 07, 2002

pokin

A teaser turd; shit that is not quite ready to come out

"I got a turtlehead pokin out me ass"

by Fat Bastard March 26, 2003

movers disease

When your chest hangs over your drawers

That plumber has serious "movers disease"

by Fat Bastard August 07, 2002

west ham

The worst run club you will ever find, thanks to Terry Brown. But have the finest band of supporters in the world.

Chim chimeny, chim chimeny, chim chim charoo, we are those bastards in Claret and Blue

by Fat Bastard July 20, 2004

shizzing

The combination of shitting and pissing out of your anus. Often occurs after mexican food and/or a night of heavy drinking

I ate so many damn tacos and drank so much corona last night, that everybody in the office today heard me shizzing on the toilet

by Fat Bastard August 07, 2002

crotch fat

The lower part of an obese persons midsection. Often the cause of movers disease and dickydo

Christ when he sat down his crotch fat looked like an oversized pillow

by Fat Bastard August 07, 2002

Zelenko

Zelnko is the best game ever. For now, there are Zelenko I. and Zelenko II, but we are all expecting the third chapter.
A simple translation is THE GREEN MAN.

You can get it at users.volja.net/fatbastard

I got Zelenko I.
I never played Zelenko II.
I expect Zelenko III.

by Fat bastard April 11, 2005