Fat bastard's definitions

rainbow chaser

Just a bad name to call a homosexual.

I think Carson Daly is a rainbow chaser.

by Fat Bastard May 4, 2003

Zelenko

Zelnko is the best game ever. For now, there are Zelenko I. and Zelenko II, but we are all expecting the third chapter.
A simple translation is THE GREEN MAN.

You can get it at users.volja.net/fatbastard

I got Zelenko I.
I never played Zelenko II.
I expect Zelenko III.

by Fat bastard April 11, 2005

sput

An expression of surprise ,dismay, or pleasure.

Oh sput, he just got housed!

by Fat Bastard March 11, 2004

shizzing

The combination of shitting and pissing out of your anus. Often occurs after mexican food and/or a night of heavy drinking

I ate so many damn tacos and drank so much corona last night, that everybody in the office today heard me shizzing on the toilet

by Fat Bastard August 7, 2002

crotch fat

The lower part of an obese persons midsection. Often the cause of movers disease and dickydo

Christ when he sat down his crotch fat looked like an oversized pillow

by Fat Bastard August 7, 2002

maury

a show closely related to jerry springer except without the fat whores beating ppl down and he actually tries to help the people.

Maury is my new favorite show.

by fat bastard June 17, 2005

west ham

The worst run club you will ever find, thanks to Terry Brown. But have the finest band of supporters in the world.

Chim chimeny, chim chimeny, chim chim charoo, we are those bastards in Claret and Blue

by Fat Bastard July 20, 2004