pokin

A teaser turd; shit that is not quite ready to come out

"I got a turtlehead pokin out me ass"

by Fat Bastard March 27, 2003

sput

An expression of surprise ,dismay, or pleasure.

Oh sput, he just got housed!

by Fat Bastard March 12, 2004

west ham

The worst run club you will ever find, thanks to Terry Brown. But have the finest band of supporters in the world.

Chim chimeny, chim chimeny, chim chim charoo, we are those bastards in Claret and Blue

by Fat Bastard July 20, 2004

Zelenko

Zelnko is the best game ever. For now, there are Zelenko I. and Zelenko II, but we are all expecting the third chapter.
A simple translation is THE GREEN MAN.

You can get it at users.volja.net/fatbastard

I got Zelenko I.
I never played Zelenko II.
I expect Zelenko III.

by Fat bastard April 11, 2005

shizzing

The combination of shitting and pissing out of your anus. Often occurs after mexican food and/or a night of heavy drinking

I ate so many damn tacos and drank so much corona last night, that everybody in the office today heard me shizzing on the toilet

by Fat Bastard August 07, 2002

rainbow chaser

Just a bad name to call a homosexual.

I think Carson Daly is a rainbow chaser.

by Fat Bastard May 05, 2003

defalco

fat bastard who think tech is a real course and gives out B+ and A- for having one dimension wrong

That Defalco is one fat piece of shit.

by fat bastard April 01, 2005