FamousJew's definitions

Upper Decker

When you take a shit in the tank of the toilet.

Yo last night I took an upper decker in Jim’s toilet!

by FamousJew October 28, 2020

Cheese Grater

When a girl bites the foreskin of a guy.

Guy: bro my cock hurts!
Friend: why?
Guy: she pulled the cheese grater!!!

by FamousJew December 19, 2020

Turkey Jerky

When you fuck a thanksgiving turkey.

Mom: why is this turkey so salty?
Me: let’s just say I got a turkey jerky

by FamousJew December 3, 2021

Dirty Robinson

When you bust a fat nut in your friends grape kool aid

Dude, my kool aid is salty and creamy

Holy fuck, he just drank a dirty Robinson

by FamousJew January 13, 2024

Kitchen monkey

Another word for a woman. They are always running around making sandwiches like monkeys in a kitchen.

Son: wow dad mom needs to calm down it’s just pasta
Dad: yep that’s a kitchen monkey for you

by FamousJew February 26, 2020

Dirty mayo

When you shit and gizz at the same time.

I pulled a dirty mayo last night.

by FamousJew May 29, 2020

Lay an egg

Another word for taking a shit

Aye bro I’m gonna go lay an egg

by FamousJew August 21, 2020