FRED's definitions

turtlebird

When you are extremly fat and your stomach fat covers the area around your dick and it appears that you dont have one.

Ryan had to pull back his turtlebird back to take a piss

by Fred January 1, 2005

Philly cheese-steak

The Only Place to get a cheesesteak worthy of the name is in philadelphia, The best are Geno's and Pat's wich are located in south Philly, a cheesesteak is a Amoroso hoagie roll with chip steak and either provolone, american, or cheese wiz, some people like fried onions or peppers but they are not included in a true cheesesteak. NOTE: the term "philly cheesesteak" usally means the cheesesteak is not a true cheesesteak, also cheesesteak has no hyphen between cheese and steak

ya'll honky muthafuckas dont know shit about cheesesteaks

by Fred January 4, 2005

Death_Jester_

clearly profess person with uber skills

omg Death_Jester_ you own us all

by Fred June 16, 2004

Dime

Hot girl rated on a scale of 1 to 10. 10 being the highest score.

Jacqueline is such a dime!!!!

by Fred June 29, 2003

bob

battery operated buddy

wut ppl use

by Fred February 6, 2006

zing

Getting a penis in the mouth

i.e. raped orally

"Man, Dave's been getting zinged a lot tonight"
"Yeah, I hope he uses mouthwash"

by Fred March 27, 2005

hitting it before the hair does

fucking someone before they get pubic hair

he's trying to hit it before the hair does

by fred March 15, 2004