FRED's definitions

jackass

Johnny Knoxville see moron

"you Johnny!"

by fred August 25, 2006

bollock service

a good all-over sucking, licking, wanking and fucking that is needed regularly to ensure correct running of the male body.

Hiya babe - I need a bollocks service!

by fred May 4, 2003

Rizzy

izzy and ricci both have a rizzy

GOD DAM IT CLETUS!! did u c the rizzy on them 2?

by fred April 2, 2005

fongrongedong

Fred in pig chinese (like pig latin)

vowels are said as they should be, consonants have "ong" added to the end. Then, speak!

works best with words that don't start with a vowel or have two vowels together

Holy Shit -

Hong o long yong song hong i tong!

Bitch

Bong i tong cong hong

by Fred October 25, 2004

crowhillian

a word to describe someone who comes from Crowhill in Irthlingborough Northamptonshire

"Death to all crowhillians"

by fred October 21, 2003

crap

rap. Rap is crap.

you can't spell crap without rap

by fred November 11, 2003

random

syn. for cool, good, awesome or gnarly.

Wow you're really random.

by Fred June 29, 2004