FRED's definitions

Crapple

Affectionate term for Apple.

John said, "I'd play that game with you, but I'm stuck on this Crapple."

by fred October 22, 2003

FALZ

n, v, adj, adv, interjection, etc.
A higher, undefinable state of being. The state of being better than everyone. Anyone/thing can be FALZ, and one intrinsically knows if one is FALZ.
(opposite of zlaf)

That was FALZ.

by fred April 7, 2004

parks

A bitch (also known as Carla Ton)

My name is Parks im a bitch

by Fred March 24, 2005

General J

A dumb fuck. 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9, 10, 11, 12, 13, 14, 15, 16, 17, 18, 19, 20

General J is a dumb fuck.

by Fred July 15, 2004

Challonge

Challenge, but french.

"He CHALLONGED ME!"
"Is that a challonge?"

by Fred August 10, 2004

Dime

10,000 dollars, lent to drug dealers.

I gave my homeboy Freddy 10,000, but that damn n*gger ran off with that shit.

by Fred November 27, 2003

pla kow

A mans mourning erection which ables him to then launch food items "cashews (since it forms to the tip)" into there mouth by bending it down and then letting it launch...

"In the mourning i had an enormous PLA KOW... when then i was able to use it to launch food into my mouth".."hell yeah"

by fred April 27, 2004