Ok, its when you got to take a shit so bad that the turd is already emerging from your asshole and the end of it is poking into your cotton underwear. Also know as browncappin.
1) Man, I got to get off the phone.....I'm poking cotton.
2) I didn't shit for a whole week but after I ate them tacos I was poking cotton.
2) I didn't shit for a whole week but after I ate them tacos I was poking cotton.
by Ezeerider July 09, 2005
Thow is the same as "throw" and is usually used when describing the forcefulness in which you direct or place your genitalia or other apendages into another human being, animal or object.
1) Goddamn, shes a hot fuckin ho.... first I'd "eat the corn" and then I'd "thow" stem allupinzoid.
2) Last night the ol lady was a horny bitch.... as soon as we got home she dragged me upstairs and "thowed" it on me good.
3) I think I'll go home, drink a few beers, smoke some crack, and thow.... if the ho happened to wash that thing this week.
2) Last night the ol lady was a horny bitch.... as soon as we got home she dragged me upstairs and "thowed" it on me good.
3) I think I'll go home, drink a few beers, smoke some crack, and thow.... if the ho happened to wash that thing this week.
by Ezeerider August 01, 2004
A boog is the same thing as a booger, with one exception. It's called a booger while it still resides in the nostril. Once it passes the outer nostril, it becomes a boog. Like if someone shoots a snot rocket and you see the offending glob stuck on the television screen, at that point it becomes a boog. Or if yer talking to your date but you can't pay attention to whatever the hell shes blabbering about because shes got this inch long nose nugget flappin out of her nostril, its not quite technically a boog yet, because its still attached to the inside of her nose, but once you grab that badboy out of her nose and wipe it on her forehead, THEN its a boog. Understand? Cool.
1) Hey babe, be a doll and wipe that nasty boog off yer face whydontcha!
2) Homeboy snorted so muck coke that his boogs looked like crack.
3) Dude, if you flick one more boog at me I am gonna cram your hat up your friggin ass.
2) Homeboy snorted so muck coke that his boogs looked like crack.
3) Dude, if you flick one more boog at me I am gonna cram your hat up your friggin ass.
by Ezeerider October 10, 2004
hmmmmmmmmm..... I thought this would be self explanatory. I think everyone has heard this expression: That chick is so hot that I would eat the corn out of her shit. Well, thats where this comes from. Its just a shorter version.
1) Baby, you sure are lookin fine tonight... in fact you look so fine I'd "eat the corn".
2) Hey Schmed, looky over there.. she looks like Pam Anderson....man, I'd definitely "eat the corn".
3) Dude, your Mom is so hot...tell her I wanna "eat the corn".
2) Hey Schmed, looky over there.. she looks like Pam Anderson....man, I'd definitely "eat the corn".
3) Dude, your Mom is so hot...tell her I wanna "eat the corn".
by Ezeerider August 01, 2004
1) Keep it up and I'll bust yo mowf, Jack.
2) She was a real spoogehound.....she loved to jack me right into her open mowf.
3) Wut dat in yo mowf?
2) She was a real spoogehound.....she loved to jack me right into her open mowf.
3) Wut dat in yo mowf?
by Ezeerider August 01, 2004
by Ezeerider January 07, 2004
Slang for throbby noodle. A pecker, dick, cock, blue vein thobber, massive purple headed warrior of love, jizz spigot, boner, hard-on, whatever ya wanna call it...I think you get the idea. Also known as thobby.
1) Baby come here and lick my thobby noodle, you wake him up and I'll thow stem allupinzoid.
2) Aw, cum on baby, I know you want this thobby noodle up yer pooper.
2) Aw, cum on baby, I know you want this thobby noodle up yer pooper.
by Ezeerider September 27, 2004