Definitions by Ezeerider

beff 

This is another word for breath.

1) Dude, yo beff smell like ass.

2) What the hell have you been eatin? Yo beff smells like the landfill on a hot day.

beff by Ezeerider April 1, 2005

doofiswad 

A doofiswad is a real jackoff kinda character, a real shithead, a dumbass, a flickted retard son-of-a-bitch that you'd like to smack upside the head.

Fuck off you doofiswad.

Man, what a doofiswad.

Eat me, doofiswad.

doofiswad by Ezeerider April 1, 2005

wot dat mowf do? 

This is another way of saying "What that mouth do?" Seems a fair enough question. If that mouth don't do anything but flap gums then its time to move on. But if that mowf knows a lil sumthin bout smokin that thobby noodle then its all good.

1) Hey baby, wot dat mowf do?

wot dat mowf do? by Ezeerider April 1, 2005

poopuss 

A poopuss is a nasty twat that is brown and has stalagtites and smells like ass. This condition usually happens when the chick in question wipes from the back to the front instead of from the front to the back.

1) I went to chow down on her and I about gagged... she had a nasty case of poopuss.

2) Biotch, go wash that nasty poopuss before you come to bed...ya ho, ya.

3) When I looked at my face in the mirror in the morning, it looked like I been eating chocolate chip cookies last night, but it really came from a nasty case of poopuss.

poopuss by Ezeerider April 1, 2005

bastard fag 

I guess technically the phrase would mean someone born out of wedlock that just happens to love blowing noodle. But I have always used it as just another fucked up name to call someone.

1) Eat me you bastard fag!

2) Take a flyin fuck at a rollin innertube you bastard fag.

3) Who the hell do them bastard fags think they're messin with?

bastard fag by Ezeerider October 10, 2004

pootie tang 

I gonna sign yo pity on the runny kine.
Sa-da-tay, my Daimee.

runny kine??? Don't ask... I don't know either.

pootie tang by Ezeerider October 10, 2004

homoliptus 

Homoliptus.... lets see...lets break it down now....homo...meaning fag and liptus.....as in mentholiptus. I still don't know what the hell it means but I been callin people homoliptus for years. I think it sounds good, just like my other invention, bastard fag. They just both really seem to get the point across. What point, you may ask? Quit asking stupid question and just make sure you use the word homoliptus in at least 5 sentences this week. Aiight, get lost homoliptus.

1) Whaddup homoliptus.... I thought you was still downtown with yer spoogehog.

2) Now you just step off with that homoliptian attitude there bro, before I bust you in da mowf.

3) (heard at the crack house) Get that moe fugga, man, thats the homoliptus that gypped us.

homoliptus by Ezeerider October 10, 2004