Ezeerider's definitions
A poopuss is a nasty twat that is brown and has stalagtites and smells like ass. This condition usually happens when the chick in question wipes from the back to the front instead of from the front to the back.
1) I went to chow down on her and I about gagged... she had a nasty case of poopuss.
2) Biotch, go wash that nasty poopuss before you come to bed...ya ho, ya.
3) When I looked at my face in the mirror in the morning, it looked like I been eating chocolate chip cookies last night, but it really came from a nasty case of poopuss.
2) Biotch, go wash that nasty poopuss before you come to bed...ya ho, ya.
3) When I looked at my face in the mirror in the morning, it looked like I been eating chocolate chip cookies last night, but it really came from a nasty case of poopuss.
by Ezeerider April 1, 2005
Get the poopussmug. 1) Keep it up and I'll bust yo mowf, Jack.
2) She was a real spoogehound.....she loved to jack me right into her open mowf.
3) Wut dat in yo mowf?
2) She was a real spoogehound.....she loved to jack me right into her open mowf.
3) Wut dat in yo mowf?
by Ezeerider July 31, 2004
Get the mowfmug. An assbaby is a muthafucker that weren't born from no pussy......... noooooo sirreeee.... this homeboy was born out of some nasty crack ho's turd encrusted asshole. We all know a moe fugga like this. He runs off da mowf and is fulla shit about 99% of the time and pretty much embarrases you to be seen with his lame ass. Hes a full grown asshole now, but once upon a time he was born an assbaby.
(1) Joe: Yeah, man, Bildo called today. Fred: Oh yeah, whats did that assbaby want?
(2) She was grunting on the toilet.... her asshole was splitting with pain. This had to be the biggest shit she had ever took. With one final bloodcurdling scream , the unholy monster pushed its way past her gaping sphincter and went plop into the commode. She was half afraid to look, but she did, and was instantly horrified by what she beheld. It was an assbaby!!!! A perfectly formed head with a skeletor ugly face the end of a 9 inch turd with little arms and legs sticking out the sides. But just then, her natural motherly instinct took over and she showered the fresh assbaby with love and affection. She kissed it and carresed it and even tho it left brown smears on her cheek, she adored it with all her heart. She made up her mind on the spot. She would call it Bildo.
(2) She was grunting on the toilet.... her asshole was splitting with pain. This had to be the biggest shit she had ever took. With one final bloodcurdling scream , the unholy monster pushed its way past her gaping sphincter and went plop into the commode. She was half afraid to look, but she did, and was instantly horrified by what she beheld. It was an assbaby!!!! A perfectly formed head with a skeletor ugly face the end of a 9 inch turd with little arms and legs sticking out the sides. But just then, her natural motherly instinct took over and she showered the fresh assbaby with love and affection. She kissed it and carresed it and even tho it left brown smears on her cheek, she adored it with all her heart. She made up her mind on the spot. She would call it Bildo.
by Ezeerider September 22, 2006
Get the assbabymug. A boog is the same thing as a booger, with one exception. It's called a booger while it still resides in the nostril. Once it passes the outer nostril, it becomes a boog. Like if someone shoots a snot rocket and you see the offending glob stuck on the television screen, at that point it becomes a boog. Or if yer talking to your date but you can't pay attention to whatever the hell shes blabbering about because shes got this inch long nose nugget flappin out of her nostril, its not quite technically a boog yet, because its still attached to the inside of her nose, but once you grab that badboy out of her nose and wipe it on her forehead, THEN its a boog. Understand? Cool.
1) Hey babe, be a doll and wipe that nasty boog off yer face whydontcha!
2) Homeboy snorted so muck coke that his boogs looked like crack.
3) Dude, if you flick one more boog at me I am gonna cram your hat up your friggin ass.
2) Homeboy snorted so muck coke that his boogs looked like crack.
3) Dude, if you flick one more boog at me I am gonna cram your hat up your friggin ass.
by Ezeerider October 10, 2004
Get the boogmug. Slang for throbby noodle. A pecker, dick, cock, blue vein thobber, massive purple headed warrior of love, jizz spigot, boner, hard-on, whatever ya wanna call it...I think you get the idea. Also known as thobby.
1) Baby come here and lick my thobby noodle, you wake him up and I'll thow stem allupinzoid.
2) Aw, cum on baby, I know you want this thobby noodle up yer pooper.
2) Aw, cum on baby, I know you want this thobby noodle up yer pooper.
by Ezeerider September 27, 2004
Get the thobby noodlemug. A spoogehog is a young lady that just loves to suck down all the spooge that she can get her cumbubblin lips on. If ya dont know what spooge is, look it up.
1) Dude, I was toast after I boned her butthole for an hour but that spoogehog blew me til I got off three more times last night.
2) That hizo was so wizack. What a fuckin spizoogehizzog, yo.
3) I couldn't believe that spoogehog... after I busted a nut up Tiffanys asshole, Kim spread her cheeks and sucked it all out and started gargling with it. Wow, wut a hot little ho.
2) That hizo was so wizack. What a fuckin spizoogehizzog, yo.
3) I couldn't believe that spoogehog... after I busted a nut up Tiffanys asshole, Kim spread her cheeks and sucked it all out and started gargling with it. Wow, wut a hot little ho.
by Ezeerider September 27, 2004
Get the spoogehogmug. It means "all up inside". Inside of what, you may ask. Well, just use your imagination. It and mean all up inside of just about anything.
1) I spread that bitches cheeks and thowed tung allupinzoid.
2) I had a major boog stalagtite so I had to thow finger allupinzoid to dig it out.
3) She was beggin for the thobby noodle so I thowed it allupinzoid.
2) I had a major boog stalagtite so I had to thow finger allupinzoid to dig it out.
3) She was beggin for the thobby noodle so I thowed it allupinzoid.
by Ezeerider July 31, 2004
Get the allupinzoidmug.