An assbaby is a muthafucker that weren't born from no pussy......... noooooo sirreeee.... this homeboy was born out of some nasty crack ho's turd encrusted asshole. We all know a moe fugga like this. He runs off da mowf and is fulla shit about 99% of the time and pretty much embarrases you to be seen with his lame ass. Hes a full grown asshole now, but once upon a time he was born an assbaby.
(1) Joe: Yeah, man, Bildo called today. Fred: Oh yeah, whats did that assbaby want?
(2) She was grunting on the toilet.... her asshole was splitting with pain. This had to be the biggest shit she had ever took. With one final bloodcurdling scream , the unholy monster pushed its way past her gaping sphincter and went plop into the commode. She was half afraid to look, but she did, and was instantly horrified by what she beheld. It was an assbaby!!!! A perfectly formed head with a skeletor ugly face the end of a 9 inch turd with little arms and legs sticking out the sides. But just then, her natural motherly instinct took over and she showered the fresh assbaby with love and affection. She kissed it and carresed it and even tho it left brown smears on her cheek, she adored it with all her heart. She made up her mind on the spot. She would call it Bildo.
(2) She was grunting on the toilet.... her asshole was splitting with pain. This had to be the biggest shit she had ever took. With one final bloodcurdling scream , the unholy monster pushed its way past her gaping sphincter and went plop into the commode. She was half afraid to look, but she did, and was instantly horrified by what she beheld. It was an assbaby!!!! A perfectly formed head with a skeletor ugly face the end of a 9 inch turd with little arms and legs sticking out the sides. But just then, her natural motherly instinct took over and she showered the fresh assbaby with love and affection. She kissed it and carresed it and even tho it left brown smears on her cheek, she adored it with all her heart. She made up her mind on the spot. She would call it Bildo.
by Ezeerider September 22, 2006
Get the assbaby mug.1) Keep it up and I'll bust yo mowf, Jack.
2) She was a real spoogehound.....she loved to jack me right into her open mowf.
3) Wut dat in yo mowf?
2) She was a real spoogehound.....she loved to jack me right into her open mowf.
3) Wut dat in yo mowf?
by Ezeerider July 31, 2004
Get the mowf mug.I guess technically the phrase would mean someone born out of wedlock that just happens to love blowing noodle. But I have always used it as just another fucked up name to call someone.
1) Eat me you bastard fag!
2) Take a flyin fuck at a rollin innertube you bastard fag.
3) Who the hell do them bastard fags think they're messin with?
2) Take a flyin fuck at a rollin innertube you bastard fag.
3) Who the hell do them bastard fags think they're messin with?
by Ezeerider October 10, 2004
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Get the beaners mug.This is another way of saying "What that mouth do?" Seems a fair enough question. If that mouth don't do anything but flap gums then its time to move on. But if that mowf knows a lil sumthin bout smokin that thobby noodle then its all good.
by Ezeerider April 01, 2005
Get the wot dat mowf do? mug.hmmmmmmmmm..... I thought this would be self explanatory. I think everyone has heard this expression: That chick is so hot that I would eat the corn out of her shit. Well, thats where this comes from. Its just a shorter version.
1) Baby, you sure are lookin fine tonight... in fact you look so fine I'd "eat the corn".
2) Hey Schmed, looky over there.. she looks like Pam Anderson....man, I'd definitely "eat the corn".
3) Dude, your Mom is so hot...tell her I wanna "eat the corn".
2) Hey Schmed, looky over there.. she looks like Pam Anderson....man, I'd definitely "eat the corn".
3) Dude, your Mom is so hot...tell her I wanna "eat the corn".
by Ezeerider July 31, 2004
Get the eat the corn mug.A spoogehog is a young lady that just loves to suck down all the spooge that she can get her cumbubblin lips on. If ya dont know what spooge is, look it up.
1) Dude, I was toast after I boned her butthole for an hour but that spoogehog blew me til I got off three more times last night.
2) That hizo was so wizack. What a fuckin spizoogehizzog, yo.
3) I couldn't believe that spoogehog... after I busted a nut up Tiffanys asshole, Kim spread her cheeks and sucked it all out and started gargling with it. Wow, wut a hot little ho.
2) That hizo was so wizack. What a fuckin spizoogehizzog, yo.
3) I couldn't believe that spoogehog... after I busted a nut up Tiffanys asshole, Kim spread her cheeks and sucked it all out and started gargling with it. Wow, wut a hot little ho.
by Ezeerider September 27, 2004
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