Definitions by Ezeerider
doofiswad
A doofiswad is a real jackoff kinda character, a real shithead, a dumbass, a flickted retard son-of-a-bitch that you'd like to smack upside the head.
beff
1) Dude, yo beff smell like ass.
2) What the hell have you been eatin? Yo beff smells like the landfill on a hot day.
2) What the hell have you been eatin? Yo beff smells like the landfill on a hot day.
wot dat mowf do?
This is another way of saying "What that mouth do?" Seems a fair enough question. If that mouth don't do anything but flap gums then its time to move on. But if that mowf knows a lil sumthin bout smokin that thobby noodle then its all good.
wot dat mowf do? by Ezeerider April 1, 2005
poopuss
A poopuss is a nasty twat that is brown and has stalagtites and smells like ass. This condition usually happens when the chick in question wipes from the back to the front instead of from the front to the back.
1) I went to chow down on her and I about gagged... she had a nasty case of poopuss.
2) Biotch, go wash that nasty poopuss before you come to bed...ya ho, ya.
3) When I looked at my face in the mirror in the morning, it looked like I been eating chocolate chip cookies last night, but it really came from a nasty case of poopuss.
2) Biotch, go wash that nasty poopuss before you come to bed...ya ho, ya.
3) When I looked at my face in the mirror in the morning, it looked like I been eating chocolate chip cookies last night, but it really came from a nasty case of poopuss.
boog
A boog is the same thing as a booger, with one exception. It's called a booger while it still resides in the nostril. Once it passes the outer nostril, it becomes a boog. Like if someone shoots a snot rocket and you see the offending glob stuck on the television screen, at that point it becomes a boog. Or if yer talking to your date but you can't pay attention to whatever the hell shes blabbering about because shes got this inch long nose nugget flappin out of her nostril, its not quite technically a boog yet, because its still attached to the inside of her nose, but once you grab that badboy out of her nose and wipe it on her forehead, THEN its a boog. Understand? Cool.
bastard fag
I guess technically the phrase would mean someone born out of wedlock that just happens to love blowing noodle. But I have always used it as just another fucked up name to call someone.
1) Eat me you bastard fag!
2) Take a flyin fuck at a rollin innertube you bastard fag.
3) Who the hell do them bastard fags think they're messin with?
2) Take a flyin fuck at a rollin innertube you bastard fag.
3) Who the hell do them bastard fags think they're messin with?
bastard fag by Ezeerider October 10, 2004
browncappin
Browncappin is when you got to take a shit so bad that the round end of the turd starts poking out your asshole, usually accompanied by skidmarks in the underwear. I guess the first person seeing this happen up close thought it looked like there was a cap on the asshole. Some places in Maryland it is also considered a derogatory declaration aimed at someone. I mean, if somebody yanked down their drawers and browncapped you, how would YOU feel about it? Getting "browncapped" is plenty good reason to kick somebodys ass.
1) Man, I browncapped the ol lady last night and the ho threw a friggin lamp at me..... crazy biatch.
2) I was stuck in traffic this morning on the beltway for 2 hours. I was browncappin so bad that I had to pinch one off in a McDonalds cup.
3) Baby, keep on bitchin, you gonna mess around and get browncapped if you don't watch yo mowf.
2) I was stuck in traffic this morning on the beltway for 2 hours. I was browncappin so bad that I had to pinch one off in a McDonalds cup.
3) Baby, keep on bitchin, you gonna mess around and get browncapped if you don't watch yo mowf.
browncappin by Ezeerider October 10, 2004