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blue vein thobber

A blue vein thobber is a penis, a cock, a hard on, a boner, a mighty phallic weapon of cunt destruction.
1) Honey, please commence to gobbling my blue vein thobber since I just pulled it from your drippin poop chute.

2) Suck the snot out of my fuck stick, in other words, partake of the goo emenating from my blue vein thobber.
by Ezeerider September 27, 2004
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boog

A boog is the same thing as a booger, with one exception. It's called a booger while it still resides in the nostril. Once it passes the outer nostril, it becomes a boog. Like if someone shoots a snot rocket and you see the offending glob stuck on the television screen, at that point it becomes a boog. Or if yer talking to your date but you can't pay attention to whatever the hell shes blabbering about because shes got this inch long nose nugget flappin out of her nostril, its not quite technically a boog yet, because its still attached to the inside of her nose, but once you grab that badboy out of her nose and wipe it on her forehead, THEN its a boog. Understand? Cool.
1) Hey babe, be a doll and wipe that nasty boog off yer face whydontcha!

2) Homeboy snorted so muck coke that his boogs looked like crack.

3) Dude, if you flick one more boog at me I am gonna cram your hat up your friggin ass.
by Ezeerider October 10, 2004
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thobby noodle

Slang for throbby noodle. A pecker, dick, cock, blue vein thobber, massive purple headed warrior of love, jizz spigot, boner, hard-on, whatever ya wanna call it...I think you get the idea. Also known as thobby.
1) Baby come here and lick my thobby noodle, you wake him up and I'll thow stem allupinzoid.

2) Aw, cum on baby, I know you want this thobby noodle up yer pooper.
by Ezeerider September 27, 2004
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bustin slobs

Bustin slobs means kissing..... making out. Its that simple. The phrase has something to do with slobber, but how it started I don't know.
1) Last night met up with another internet slut, we busted slobs for a while but got no coochie.

2) We were in the back seat, bustin slobs, thowin stem, and a friggin pig came along and broke up the party.
by Ezeerider July 26, 2005
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inyomowf

I got cho dingleberries.... in you mowf, jack.
by Ezeerider January 6, 2004
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spoogehog

A spoogehog is a young lady that just loves to suck down all the spooge that she can get her cumbubblin lips on. If ya dont know what spooge is, look it up.
1) Dude, I was toast after I boned her butthole for an hour but that spoogehog blew me til I got off three more times last night.

2) That hizo was so wizack. What a fuckin spizoogehizzog, yo.

3) I couldn't believe that spoogehog... after I busted a nut up Tiffanys asshole, Kim spread her cheeks and sucked it all out and started gargling with it. Wow, wut a hot little ho.
by Ezeerider September 27, 2004
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mowf

Mouth.........damn, use your imagination, dude.
1) Keep it up and I'll bust yo mowf, Jack.

2) She was a real spoogehound.....she loved to jack me right into her open mowf.

3) Wut dat in yo mowf?
by Ezeerider July 31, 2004
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