20 definitions by Extra Mayo

Kaeperpekpek

What Filipinos who hate the 49ers, call Niners quarterback Colin Kaepernick. Pek pek means pussy in Tagalog.

If we can't stop Kaeperpekpek on this drive, we are going to lose the Super Bowl!

by Extra Mayo February 9, 2013

by Extra Mayo March 23, 2021

A girl you think is in the 4-5 level of hotness is actually a 6-7 to someone else.

by Extra Mayo March 28, 2015

Ugly girls who stand near the entrance of a VIP booth at a club hoping to attract any guy's attention to get a free drink.

"Can you believe that railbird actually asked if I had any matches? Bitch wasn't smart enough to even ask me for a lighter."

by Extra Mayo March 22, 2014

Facebook Jobber, or a man who masturbates while on Facebook.

I never took Chris for a FBJ'er, but he was kind of creepy to women.

by Extra Mayo May 28, 2013

The art of layering the surface of toilet water with toilet paper to minimize the sound of splashing.

That's the last time I have Taco Bell for lunch at work. Now I'm going to have to do some ninja pooping.

by Extra Mayo January 28, 2013

Darlene is such a MAB. One minute she's telling me she loves me and the next minute she has a knife to my throat.

by Extra Mayo June 23, 2021