FBJ

Facebook Jobber, or a man who masturbates while on Facebook.

I never took Chris for a FBJ'er, but he was kind of creepy to women.

by Extra Mayo May 28, 2013

FBJ

FBJ is a term used to describe a friend who generally sucks in all aspects of life. This person is normally a white, homosexual male who ruins everything.

I wasn’t having a good day until FBJ freaked out because I was eating chips.

by BMB1994 September 22, 2023

FBJ

Fuckin Bowie Jane, a contestant on Big Brother 25, according to Felicia.

Why did FBJ drop right after Blue? Was she giving the HOH to Jared?

by Exisal September 20, 2023

FBJ

Fucking Blow Job.. Expressing amazement.

Person 1 : "I won a lottery ticket dude !"
Person 2 : " (FBJ) Fucking Blow Job... No wayy !"

by The Rider December 24, 2009

FBJ

Abbreviation for Facebook job, a play on the abbreviation for blow job or blowjob, BJ. Occurs when a male and a female talk in a dirty, sexual manner to each other on Facebook. Apparently very popular among young teens, the modern version of phone sex.

"Dude Brittney gave me an FBJ out of no where last night!"
"No way, how was it?"
"Amazing. I wasn't even tired and i didn't wanna go to sleep after it. It was awesome!"

by Sanorg February 09, 2009

FBJ

Fake blow job: the act of giving a blow job with minimal mouth use (solely on the tip) while the hand does most of the work.

Traci has a really small mouth, so she gave Peter an FBJ.

by What Your Mama Didn't Tell You July 02, 2017

Facebook Jockey FbJ

There are disk jockeys DJ's, video jockeys VJ's, and then there are those who post every day several times a day very interesting stuff on Facebook...The FbJ ...facebook jockey

I feel like she is a natural Facebook Jockey FbJ

by surferjoe2020 January 27, 2013