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Facebook Jobber, or a man who masturbates while on Facebook.
I never took Chris for a FBJ'er, but he was kind of creepy to women.
by Extra Mayo May 27, 2013
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Fucking Blow Job.. Expressing amazement.
Person 1 : "I won a lottery ticket dude !"
Person 2 : " (FBJ) Fucking Blow Job... No wayy !"
by The Rider December 24, 2009
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Abbreviation for Facebook job, a play on the abbreviation for blow job or blowjob, BJ. Occurs when a male and a female talk in a dirty, sexual manner to each other on Facebook. Apparently very popular among young teens, the modern version of phone sex.
"Dude Brittney gave me an FBJ out of no where last night!"
"No way, how was it?"
"Amazing. I wasn't even tired and i didn't wanna go to sleep after it. It was awesome!"
by Sanorg February 08, 2009
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Fake blow job: the act of giving a blow job with minimal mouth use (solely on the tip) while the hand does most of the work.
Traci has a really small mouth, so she gave Peter an FBJ.
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