Exploding Tentacles's definitions

Kafsi Chikn

kafsi chickn is chickn made from the restaurant kafsi (some people usually spell it KFC for some reason)

Kafsi chikn is the most filling dinner

by Exploding Tentacles November 26, 2021

Culicidaeophobia

The very rational fear (or sometimes extreme caution) of mosquitoes

Jack has culicidaeophobia, he has a mosquito trap room

by Exploding Tentacles January 15, 2022

Boomerphilia

The act of being attracted to boomers (people with wrinkles who are quite old)

A person who has Boomerphilia is called a Boomerphile

Marge: That crackhead blew us a kiss, he must be a boomerphile!

Margaret-Anne: That means he has Boomerphilia, right?

Mary Isabelle: Yeah, I think so

by Exploding Tentacles January 1, 2022

Xhenourdosaniaghlemiodhimbialsoggynipplesshowextraeeeeephobiaphobiaphobia

The irrational fear of people who don't shower using Heads and Shoulders

Jack has Xhenourdosaniaghlemiodhimbialsoggynipplesshowextraeeeeephobiaphobiaphobia

by Exploding Tentacles November 29, 2021

Khybx

A popular 11th century delicacy derived from quicksand extract

I had khybx for dinner yesterday

by Exploding Tentacles February 27, 2022

Big Long Delicious Stick (BLDS)

It's a baguette, get your head out of the gutter!

"I had a Big Long Delicious Stick (BLDS) for lunch yesterday"
"oui oui"

by Exploding Tentacles November 26, 2021

Crablegs

A very sought-after and important resource, Crab Legs are being torn off of crabs everyday. These crabs are usually daddies that have been taken away from their children so that their legs can be taken off. Crablegs are told to have magical powers that can make any wish come true, unless you're wishing for Money, Love, Status, Anything that exists, Anything that doesn't exist.

Bob bought 18 crablegs!

by Exploding Tentacles October 21, 2021