Me: Where’s the other bike?
My half-cousin: Up your butt!
Me: Where’s the other bicycle!?
My half-cousin: Up your butt!
My half-cousin’s second cousin: (Laughs really hard)
My half-cousin: Up your butt!
Me: Where’s the other bicycle!?
My half-cousin: Up your butt!
My half-cousin’s second cousin: (Laughs really hard)
by Excrushman August 26, 2022
Laura Earnesty, Stella Violet, Katiana Kay, Alexa Pearl, Carrie Cummings, Amber Ajami, Miki Blue, Wett Melons, Amedee Vause, and Julia Goddess are examples of monogamous pornstars who only fuck their boyfriends or husbands.
A guy watching porn: Ugh! This guy is circumcised! I hope this pornstar has a video with an intact guy instead. (Checks her Pornhub channel and views info) Great, they're a couple. Of course the guy’s foreskin is cut. I hate monogamous pornstars with circumcised boyfriends.
A guy watching porn: Ugh! This guy is circumcised! I hope this pornstar has a video with an intact guy instead. (Checks her Pornhub channel and views info) Great, they're a couple. Of course the guy’s foreskin is cut. I hate monogamous pornstars with circumcised boyfriends.
by Excrushman March 03, 2024
A circumcised penis.
The type of penis men get mainly for religious reasons. Circumcision is founded by Judaism. It’s also practice by some forms of Islam and Christianity in America. Whores tend to love sucking on jewillies and sticking them in their vaginas.
The type of penis men get mainly for religious reasons. Circumcision is founded by Judaism. It’s also practice by some forms of Islam and Christianity in America. Whores tend to love sucking on jewillies and sticking them in their vaginas.
Whore: (Pulls down boyfriend’s pants) You’re circumcised. You’ve got a lovely cock. (Proceeds to suck on his jewilly)
Boyfriend: (Signs) (Thinking: I wish I wasn’t circumcised. This chick is such a nasty whore.)
Non-religious dude: Seth Rogen is one of my all time favorite comedians, but he has a jewilly unfortunately.
Non-religious dude #2: He is Jewish after all. It’s not just them. It’s also some Muslims and many American Christians as well.
Boyfriend: (Signs) (Thinking: I wish I wasn’t circumcised. This chick is such a nasty whore.)
Non-religious dude: Seth Rogen is one of my all time favorite comedians, but he has a jewilly unfortunately.
Non-religious dude #2: He is Jewish after all. It’s not just them. It’s also some Muslims and many American Christians as well.
by Excrushman April 03, 2020
A very nice man that is an intactivist that fights against circumcision. He is fighting to help end circumcision around the world.
Brother K is truly inspiring. I hope him and his followers meet their goal to end the barbaric act of circumcision worldwide.
by Excrushman February 09, 2021
A pornstar that’s not a professional pornstar and usually does porn on Onlyfans and amateur porn. They tend to run themselves rather than be run by the porn industry. Some semi-pornstars often show their body and don’t usually have sex in their videos. Many Instagram models are semi-pornstars.
Friend #1: Damn, this chick from Onlyfans is the hottest chick ever. She’s way better than all of these pornstars.
Friend #2: She’s a semi-pornstar on Onlyfans. She only shows her body and does small lesbian scenes with her friends. She doesn’t suck any dick. She’s still extremely hot though.
Friend #3: It would be amazing if she sucks dick on Onlyfans.
Friend #2: She’s a semi-pornstar on Onlyfans. She only shows her body and does small lesbian scenes with her friends. She doesn’t suck any dick. She’s still extremely hot though.
Friend #3: It would be amazing if she sucks dick on Onlyfans.
by Excrushman March 23, 2021
Ali Koca: This dickhead stuck his dick in a woman’s water bottle!
Ali Koca: This guy is one of the biggest dickheads to have ever lived on this planet.
Ali Koca: But the dickhead judge gave her 60 days.
Ali Koca: Let me introduce you to a small dickhead.
Ali Koca: This guy is one of the biggest dickheads to have ever lived on this planet.
Ali Koca: But the dickhead judge gave her 60 days.
Ali Koca: Let me introduce you to a small dickhead.
by Excrushman June 06, 2023
Pervert: You have an NBA. It looks nice.
Tessa: What do you mean I have an NBA? I'm not a basketball player, I’m a volleyball player. What looks nice?
Pervert: I meant something else.
Tessa: What do you mean by NBA?
Pervert: Natural big ass.
Tessa: (Slaps him in the face) Pervert!
Tessa: What do you mean I have an NBA? I'm not a basketball player, I’m a volleyball player. What looks nice?
Pervert: I meant something else.
Tessa: What do you mean by NBA?
Pervert: Natural big ass.
Tessa: (Slaps him in the face) Pervert!
by Excrushman March 13, 2024