When you have to take a shit during a zoom work meeting, any kind of zoom meeting, or a zoom class. It usually happens in most zoom meetings.
Me: (Just started a zoom class lecture) Ugh, I have to take a zoom shit for the millionth time like every other zoom class.
by Excrushman August 13, 2022
It’s pretty much as common as misogyny. People that claimed to be feminists aren’t actually feminists and are misandrists themselves. Examples of misandry are infant circumcision, accusing men of rape, accusing men of being sexually creepy, women more able to get away with sexual assault, women raping or abusing men, and women hating on men based on stereotypes.
Me: Some bitch that looked like Princess Daisy accused me of following her to her home while I was just walking to my dorm. She threatened me just for being a man. I wasn’t following her at all.
Friend: Wow, that is unacceptable. You got to report that to the dean.
Me: I will. This is misandry for real.
Women like Pink: My body! My choice! (Gets their sons circumcised)
Intactivist: Misandry in action.
Intactivists: Those are some of the biggest hypocrites.
Friend: Wow, that is unacceptable. You got to report that to the dean.
Me: I will. This is misandry for real.
Women like Pink: My body! My choice! (Gets their sons circumcised)
Intactivist: Misandry in action.
Intactivists: Those are some of the biggest hypocrites.
by Excrushman February 28, 2023
A serial killer king from Game of Thrones that has done lots of horrible shit throughout the first four seasons. Fortunately, he died in season 4 episode 2 due to poisoning.
My mother: Joffrey Baratheon is a serial killer. I hate that guy.
Me: I’m glad he died in season four episode 2.
Me: I’m glad he died in season four episode 2.
by Excrushman August 12, 2021
by Excrushman October 22, 2022
Your sibling’s granddaughter.
My mother is not a grandma, but her sister and brother are which means she has a few great-nieces.
My non-biological paternal grandfather has a super beautiful great-niece who is the granddaughter of his youngest brother.
My non-biological paternal grandfather has a super beautiful great-niece who is the granddaughter of his youngest brother.
by Excrushman October 22, 2022
Man, I hate Circumcision Land. They torture male babies a week after they were born.
What’s Circumcision Land?
It’s what I like to call Israel.
What’s Circumcision Land?
It’s what I like to call Israel.
by Excrushman August 12, 2020
Man, I just found out that my second cousin isn’t my second cousin. She’s my step second cousin cause she’s not blood related to me.
by Excrushman November 08, 2020