Ew!'s definitions

Davis Mills

Current starting Qb for the Houston Texans who has the longest neck ever. He is the GOAT.

Davis Mills is a way better Qb than that creep Deshaun Watson

by EW! January 3, 2022

teddy bridgewater

Carolina Panthers quarterback who badly fucked up his knee before and currently plays scared as a result.

Teddy Bridgewater acts like my son who is afraid of the dark.

by EW! January 31, 2021

NVP

The Nickelodeon Valuable Player (NVP) is someone who performed poorly, but gave everything they had.

Mitchell Trubisky’s best effort did not help the Bears win a playoff game, but he still won the game’s NVP award.

by EW! January 23, 2021

dwayne haskins

NFL draft bust who most recently played for the Washington Football Team. He would rather take selfies and go to strip clubs than spend the time it takes to be a great quarterback.

Dwayne Haskins is an example of what not to do.

by EW! January 31, 2021

chase claypool

The act of celebrating too hard before you finish the task at hand.

The Golden State Warriors pulled a Chase Claypool when they were up 3-1 in the 2016 NBA Finals

by EW! January 3, 2022

earl thomas

He is a free agent (unemployed) NFL safety that used to be really good at what he did. He even won a Super Bowl and made some probowls n shit. Recently, he’s made the headlines for cheating on his wife and tag teaming girls with his brother. He also got cut by the Ravens because he couldn’t stop getting into fights with his teammates.

Earl Thomas pissed away a hall of fame career.

by EW! April 6, 2021

mike glennon

The best thing that ever happened to the Jacksonville Jaguars

Dad: Why are the Jags starting Mike Glennon over Gardner Minshew?
Me: They’re tanking for Trevor Lawrence.

by EW! January 31, 2021