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Definitions by Evilous Dark Power

Now if you wouldn't mind, I would like it blew
And if you wouldn't mind, I would like to lose
And if you wouldn't care, I would like to leave
And if you wouldn't mind, I would like to breathe

Is there another reason for your stain?
Could you believe who we knew stress or strain?
Here is another word that rhymes with shame

And if you wouldn't mind, I would like it blew
And if you wouldn't mind, I would like to lose
And if you wouldn't care, I would like to leave
And if you wouldn't mind, I would like to breathe
Is there another reason for your stain?
Could you believe who we knew stress or strain?
Here is another word that rhymes with shame, yeah

Is there another reason for your stain?
Could you believe who we knew stress or strain?
Here is another word that rhymes with shame, ah

You could do anything, you could do anything
You could do anything, you could do anything

You could do anything, you could do anything
You could do anything, you could do anything

Blew
Blew by Evilous Dark Power June 8, 2023

Everybody Dance Now

Everybody dance now
Everybody dance now
Give me the music
Give me the music
Everybody dance now
Everybody dance now
Yeah
Yeah
Yeah
Everybody dance now
Yeah
Yeah
Yeah
Everybody
Here is the dome, back with the bass
The jam is live in effect and I don't waste time
On the mic with a dope rhyme
Jump to the rhythm, jump, jump to the rhythm, jump
And I'm here to combine
Beats and lyrics to make your shake your pants
Take a chance, come on and dance
Guys, grab a girl, don't wait, make her twirl
It's your world and I'm just a squirrel
Tryin' to get a nut to move your butt
To the dance floor, so yo what's up
Hands in the air, come on, say "yeah"
Everybody over here, everybody over there
The crowd is live and I pursue this groove
Party people in the house
Move (let your mind)
Groove (put me on line)
Come on let's sweat, baby
Let the music take control
Let the rhythm move you
Sweat, sweat
Let the music take control
Let the rhythm move you
Everybody dance now
Everybody dance now
Everybody dance now
Pause, take a breath and go for yours
On my command now hit the dance floor
It's gonna make you sweat 'til you bleed
Is that dope enough? Indeed
I paid the price, to control the dice
I'm more precise, to the point I'm nice
The music takes control, your heart and soul
Unfold, your body is free and a whole
Dance till you can't, dance till you can't dance no more
Get on the floor and get raw
Then come back and upside down
Easy now, let me see ya
Move (let your mind)
Groove (put me on line)
The music is my life
Everybody dance now
Everybody dance now
Everybody dance now
Everybody
Come on let's sweat, baby
Let the music take control
Let the rhythm move you
Sweat, sweat
Let the music take control
Let the rhythm move you

Nascarded 

To become retarded from watching too much NASCAR and developing an obsession
Billy Bob became Nascarded. He literally watched so much NASCAR that he thought driving on the Highway was an actual race and the cops were other racers. He’s now in prison for being a Nascard
Nascarded by Evilous Dark Power October 9, 2021

Out of Touch 

A person that is completely delusional and out of touch with reality.

Take a look around you, almost everybody is delusional and cannot see the future. Some won’t even have children, so they will not be able to pass down their genetics or be remembered by future generations.

Most of you people in society won’t even bear relevant offspring to be around in about 40,000 years into the future, if mankind even manages to survive that long anyway.
Most left wingers are completely out of touch.
Misty morning, clouds in the sky
Without warning, the wizard walks by
Casting his shadow, weaving his spell
Funny clothes, tinkling bell
Never talking
Just keeps walking
Spreading his magic
Evil power disappears
Demons worry when the wizard is near
He turns tears into joy
Everyone's happy when the wizard walks by
Never talking
Just keeps walking
Spreading his magic
Sun is shining, clouds have gone by
All the people give a happy sigh
He has passed by, giving his sign
Left all the people feeling so fine
Never talking
Just keeps walking
Spreading his magic
Wizard by Evilous Dark Power May 30, 2021
ISTP’s are an extremely annoying personality type. I am an INTJ and I can’t stand them. They never shut up and always want to use you. They are possibly dangerous people for the INTJ. They are very hard-headed and also selfish people. That’s what makes them annoying. I find unrelatable. They are also extremely superficial people, very shallow and not very deep or introspective. As an INTJ I see them as rivals and pests. I often want them out of my life, because they are so goddamn annoying.

And the women tend to be tomboys. But, I like girly-girls instead.

I do not wish to help or aid such people as ISTP’s. They seem like competitors and rivals to me, and as I mentioned in a definition earlier their presence is very unenriching, ungratifying, unempowering...not very comfortable at all... I have no use for them. As people, I find them to be potentially dangerous and uncomfortable.

They are also very irresponsible people and totally unreliable. And they never think ahead and always seem to get themselves in trouble.
I am an INTJ and I think ISTP’s are a total pain in the ass.
ISTP by Evilous Dark Power May 10, 2021
A sociopathic personality type in MBTI. I’m an INTJ and they are the type that I have had the worst luck/experiences with. I don’t like ISTP’s, They are all scumbags and I have no use for them. Their existence is very superficial and mundane. They are very trashy people and are extremely unsophisticated and unrefined. ISTP’s are selfish bottom-feeders and opportunistic people. It’s no wonder that extremely unhealthy ones are slapped with Antisocial personality disorder. (psychopath)

The best way to deal with an ISTP is to say “Fuck off you weirdo”. They are quite prone to pestering aloof INTJ’s like me who are aloof and uninterested, and whom most definitely doesn’t give a crap about them.
The ISTP is a very trashy and useless personality type. I don’t like them.
ISTP by Evilous Dark Power April 29, 2021