Definitions by Evil-Ernie

Swindon 

Swindon, a dump in the middle of Wiltshire, England. A big town with a small village attitude.. Native population are mainly made up of knuckle draggers and bumpkins.
Apparently the name comes from the original old english for 'Swine Town' which says it all really....

'Lets go to Swindon!, wait!, no, its shite-hole...'

Swindon by Evil-Ernie May 29, 2003

Pugwash 

cum that drains out of the anus after anal intercourse

Pugwash by Evil-Ernie May 28, 2003

Dumb Truck 

Somebody who does something extremly stupid..

'My god did you eat all of those raw scotch bonnet chillies?? You Dumb Truck!!!!'

Dumb Truck by Evil-Ernie May 28, 2003

flipdick 

Insult, used to describe a stupid male. T

'You told your girlfriend EVERYTHING!!!?? You flipdick!!'

flipdick by Evil-Ernie May 28, 2003

netspeak 

A way of quickly writing what you would normally say in an IRC or chat room

'I had to use Netspeak on the chat room because otherwise I wouldnt be able to keep up...'

netspeak by Evil-Ernie May 28, 2003

smished

To be both pissed and smashed . Can also be used to describe being off your face on illigal narcotics..

'I drank 20 pints last night, I was completly Smished!'

smished by Evil-Ernie May 20, 2003

raft 

To fart loudly...

'wow that was a big smelly raft!'
or
'who rafted in the lift?'

raft by Evil-Ernie May 19, 2003