scrummy

Snarky, know it all who dictates their way in an Humorous way.
Hey man your cousin is scrummy.
by Evil pop tart March 16, 2019
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banquette

This is what some people in New Orleans call a sidewalk.
We can walk to the store on the banquette.
by eViL pOp TaRt May 10, 2010
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not bikini ready

This is an indirect way of referring to oneself as having some extra weight or insufficient tone, necessitating a crash diet and serious exercising before the summer.
When the moment she was dreading could no longer be avoided, Marie found that she was not bikini ready. Sigh!
by eViL pOp TaRt April 28, 2006
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rule 81

A woman will know exactly when you're staring at her breasts. No exceptions.

This is applicable to all situations, not just on the internet.
Sienna sensed a definite rule 81 moment despite John's calculated diffidence.
by eViL pOp TaRt April 20, 2010
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righteousness orgasm

This is that warm and cosy feeling of self-congratulatory feeling of righteousness that accompanies ostantateous posturing for a socially approved cause or possessing conventional virtue.
Megan did not feel chilly, like an idiot, or like a slut despite wearing a homemade lettuce-leaf bikini in Raliegh; instead, she sustained several righteousness orgasms in feeling so superior to others less committed to her cause.
by eViL pOp TaRt July 03, 2010
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coprophagous smirk

This is a nonsubtle smile that indicates the maker has a joyous secrt: a shit-eating grin
Jack finally got laid and went around all of the next day with a coprophagous smirk on his face.
by eViL pOp TaRt July 30, 2011
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Perky effect

The Perky effect, in psychology, refers to the process by which visual mental imagery is thought to interefere with visual perception. For example, if a person is instructed to project by imagination a tomato or a banana on a while screen, an a faint image of a tomato or banana is projected, the person may not be able to tell the difference between the real image and that which was imagined. Cheves W. Perky did the pioneering research on this back in 1910. This is the first meaning of the Perky effect.

There is another meaning: the Perky effect is what happens when you go braless on a cold day.
Thomasina loved cold days because of the perky effect.
by eViL pOp TaRt October 20, 2010
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