Evil's definitions

Air Freshener

Freshener for the air that freshens the air when the air needs to be freshened because the air is un-fresh.

Person: "I want some freshener for the air to freshen the air when my farts make the air stinky and un-fresh. I think I will put air freshener on my shopping list."

by Evil October 18, 2003

black bloc

revolutionary anarchist street tactic where participants engage in direct action against the forces of corporate and state repression, dressing as the indigenous zapatista rebels of chiapas do, in black with bandannas or balaclavas. also the bane of bed-wetting conservatives, cry-baby liberals and ignorant neo-fascists alike, many of whom have been upstaged or bitch-slapped by the black bloc with extreme vigilance.

"The Black Bloc pissed all over George Bush's inaugural parade in January, 2001."

by evil March 30, 2004

Fax Machine

A machine used for sending faxes.

Person: "I just bought a fax machine. I think I will use it to send disturbing faxes to my friends." (note: The faxes will end up back in his fax machine.)

by Evil October 18, 2003

Balloon Time

1. Time for balloons, celebrated by people who work at the carnival 2. A brand of a helium balloon set.

Person: "I have not yet had my daily amount of helium....maybe I should go to the carnival and celebrate balloon time.

by Evil October 18, 2003

Microwave

Something that heats things up using micro waves. Used for cooking food, torturing baby kittens, and much much more.

Person: "I want to cook my chinese food using waves that are micro. I think I will go and buy a microwave."

by Evil October 18, 2003

Metallic Green

The color green when it is metallic.

Person: "I like green when it is metallic. I think my favorite color is metallic green."

by Evil October 18, 2003

Yarn Ball

A ball of yarn.

Person: "Um."

by Evil October 18, 2003