Evil's definitions

khakiflage

khakiflage (noun, verb) : any articles of clothing worn to disguise one's true nature in order to fit in more effectively with yuppie-scum human manequins.

noun: I put on my khakiflage to investigate the banquet hall for structural weaknesses.
verb: I was khakiflaged and passed sercurity unnoticed.

by evil March 30, 2004

sock puppets

A puppet made out of a sock usually used for entertaining yourself when your a fat loser and nobody will talk to.

Person: "I am a fat loser and nobody will talk to me and the only human contact I get is through anonymous chatrooms. I think I will make a puppet out of a sock for my entertainment.

by Evil October 18, 2003

Milk Shakes

Shakes made out of milk and other things.

Person: "I want a shake made out of milk and other things. I think I will make a milk shake."

by Evil October 18, 2003

Laundry Basket

A basket for laundry.

Person: "I need a basket for my laundry. I think I will buy myself a laundry basket."

by Evil October 18, 2003

Labret Piercing

A piercing on the labret

Person: "I have a peircing on my labret. Therefore it is a labret piercing. I think I will pull the ring out of my lip and laugh as I bleed profusely."

by Evil October 18, 2003

Wax

A stick of gum

I stole some wax from him...

by Evil October 30, 2003

Metallic Green

The color green when it is metallic.

Person: "I like green when it is metallic. I think my favorite color is metallic green."

by Evil October 18, 2003