Evil's definitions

aklesh

full fucked up fuckhead who thinks he is the best

evil is going to merderlize aklesh

by evil May 15, 2004

Towel Rack

Rack used to hang up towels.

Person: "I have a rack that I use to hang up towels on, therefore it is a towel rack."

by Evil October 18, 2003

Metallic Red

The color red when it is metallic.

Person: "My favorite color is metallic red."

by Evil October 18, 2003

Broken Pencil

A pencil that is not fully functional because it can not write things. Pencils are usually used by school students and are broken so that the student can get up and sharpen their pencil that is broken.

Person: "I have a pencil which is not fully functional because it can not write things. My pencil that is broken is a broken pencil."

by Evil October 18, 2003

The Matrix

an excellent movie that has fantastic SPFX, a semi decent story line, mediocre acting and awesome fight scenes, which grabs the viewer into believing that these movies are the best thing since STAR WARS, only to find that the next two movies where written and directed by intoxicated watchers of the tele tubbies, turning what is possibly the best original movie in years into the good part of the worst method of spending my hard earned money to see a movie when the trailer is so much better than the movie itself

I saw the first matrix, it was awesome. I can't wait for the sequels!
I saw the second movie, it didnt make alot of sense, and it was nearly all dialog.
I saw the third movie, thank fuck neo died, I hate the bastard! I wan't the last two and a half hours of my life back!!! What a crock of shit

by Evil January 9, 2004

pwntard

1. A person that gets carried away with using "lol", "rofl", and "pwn" in as many different annoying and varying ways possible.

2. A person that may be good at a particular video game, but is a poor sport and/or poor winner to the point of being an asshat about his/her's l33tness.

I'm getting tired of all uberkiller3000's l33tspeak, he's such a pwntard.

Econ: That guy is good, I think he h4x
bottle: Yeah, but he's a pwntard about it.

by Evil April 22, 2005

N.W.A.

Niggaz wit attitude-fuck you who eva wrote fuckin "no whites allowed"--damn cracker

Niggaz Wit Attitude is true motherfuckin gangsta rap

by Evil August 5, 2003