Evil's definitions

Paper Clip

A clip for paper

Person: "I have a paper clip. I think I will use it for clipping paper together!"

by Evil October 18, 2003

Air Freshener

Freshener for the air that freshens the air when the air needs to be freshened because the air is un-fresh.

Person: "I want some freshener for the air to freshen the air when my farts make the air stinky and un-fresh. I think I will put air freshener on my shopping list."

by Evil October 18, 2003

spedcial

you stupid motherfucker how can you not know this.....its special and sped(special education) combined

You are so spedcial

by evil August 24, 2003

shank

the tang of a hoe

i was rakin' taters and i broke mah shank...

by evil September 6, 2003

Open Drawer

A drawer that is open.

Person: "I have a drawer and when it is open I call it an open drawer."

by Evil October 18, 2003

Rubber Chicken

A chicken that is made out of rubber.

Person: "I ate my real chicken so I bought a chicken made out of rubber also known as a rubber chicken."

by Evil October 18, 2003

Sliding Door

A door that slides.

Person: "I need a door that slides so I think I will buy a sliding door that slides when I slide the door."

by Evil October 18, 2003