Evil's definitions

Air Freshener

Freshener for the air that freshens the air when the air needs to be freshened because the air is un-fresh.

Person: "I want some freshener for the air to freshen the air when my farts make the air stinky and un-fresh. I think I will put air freshener on my shopping list."

by Evil October 18, 2003

Broken Pencil

A pencil that is not fully functional because it can not write things. Pencils are usually used by school students and are broken so that the student can get up and sharpen their pencil that is broken.

Person: "I have a pencil which is not fully functional because it can not write things. My pencil that is broken is a broken pencil."

by Evil October 18, 2003

N.W.A.

Niggaz wit attitude-fuck you who eva wrote fuckin "no whites allowed"--damn cracker

Niggaz Wit Attitude is true motherfuckin gangsta rap

by Evil August 5, 2003

The Matrix

an excellent movie that has fantastic SPFX, a semi decent story line, mediocre acting and awesome fight scenes, which grabs the viewer into believing that these movies are the best thing since STAR WARS, only to find that the next two movies where written and directed by intoxicated watchers of the tele tubbies, turning what is possibly the best original movie in years into the good part of the worst method of spending my hard earned money to see a movie when the trailer is so much better than the movie itself

I saw the first matrix, it was awesome. I can't wait for the sequels!
I saw the second movie, it didnt make alot of sense, and it was nearly all dialog.
I saw the third movie, thank fuck neo died, I hate the bastard! I wan't the last two and a half hours of my life back!!! What a crock of shit

by Evil January 9, 2004

Wax

A stick of gum

I stole some wax from him...

by Evil October 30, 2003

Zyprexa

A medication used to treat certain mental disorders. See schizophreniaand BiPolar Disorder. Doses come in 2.5 mg, 5 mg, 7.5 mg, and 10 mg. May cause drowsiness.

Person: "I take Zyprexa because I am a schizophrenic bimbo."

by Evil October 18, 2003

Labret Piercing

A piercing on the labret

Person: "I have a peircing on my labret. Therefore it is a labret piercing. I think I will pull the ring out of my lip and laugh as I bleed profusely."

by Evil October 18, 2003