Evil's definitions

The Matrix

an excellent movie that has fantastic SPFX, a semi decent story line, mediocre acting and awesome fight scenes, which grabs the viewer into believing that these movies are the best thing since STAR WARS, only to find that the next two movies where written and directed by intoxicated watchers of the tele tubbies, turning what is possibly the best original movie in years into the good part of the worst method of spending my hard earned money to see a movie when the trailer is so much better than the movie itself

I saw the first matrix, it was awesome. I can't wait for the sequels!
I saw the second movie, it didnt make alot of sense, and it was nearly all dialog.
I saw the third movie, thank fuck neo died, I hate the bastard! I wan't the last two and a half hours of my life back!!! What a crock of shit

by Evil January 9, 2004

Rubber Chicken

A chicken that is made out of rubber.

Person: "I ate my real chicken so I bought a chicken made out of rubber also known as a rubber chicken."

by Evil October 18, 2003

Open Drawer

A drawer that is open.

Person: "I have a drawer and when it is open I call it an open drawer."

by Evil October 18, 2003

Sliding Door

A door that slides.

Person: "I need a door that slides so I think I will buy a sliding door that slides when I slide the door."

by Evil October 18, 2003

Oxy clean

Stuff that cleans stuff with oxy.

Person: "I want to clean my stuff with oxygen. I will buy some Oxy clean so it will be clean by the works of oxygen."

by Evil October 18, 2003

Vibrating tooth brush

A brush for your teeth that vibrates.

Person: "I like things that vibrate and I want a brush for my teeth so I think I will buy a vibrating tooth brush."

by Evil October 18, 2003

Zyprexa

A medication used to treat certain mental disorders. See schizophreniaand BiPolar Disorder. Doses come in 2.5 mg, 5 mg, 7.5 mg, and 10 mg. May cause drowsiness.

Person: "I take Zyprexa because I am a schizophrenic bimbo."

by Evil October 18, 2003