Evil's definitions

Oxy clean

Stuff that cleans stuff with oxy.

Person: "I want to clean my stuff with oxygen. I will buy some Oxy clean so it will be clean by the works of oxygen."

by Evil October 18, 2003

Gloomfire

A person of great sexiness.

Man, that person is a gloomfire!

by Evil August 9, 2004

Pen Cap

A cap for pens. Used so the ink won't dry out of the pen, or to chew on. Always put the pen cap back on the pen.

Person: "I need to put the pen cap back on my pen for future chewing enjoyment."

by Evil October 18, 2003

Fax Machine

A machine used for sending faxes.

Person: "I just bought a fax machine. I think I will use it to send disturbing faxes to my friends." (note: The faxes will end up back in his fax machine.)

by Evil October 18, 2003

Microwave

Something that heats things up using micro waves. Used for cooking food, torturing baby kittens, and much much more.

Person: "I want to cook my chinese food using waves that are micro. I think I will go and buy a microwave."

by Evil October 18, 2003

shank

the tang of a hoe

i was rakin' taters and i broke mah shank...

by evil September 6, 2003

Metallic Purple

The color purple when it is metallic.

Person: "Metallic purple is a groovy color."

by Evil October 18, 2003