Evil's definitions

Secret box

A box that is secret.

Person: "I need a box that is secret to put my stuff that is secret in so that all my stuff that is secret is secretly secrete in my secret box that is secretly keeping my secret stuff that I secretly use for secret stuff that I do secretly."

by Evil October 18, 2003

Yarn Ball

A ball of yarn.

Person: "Um."

by Evil October 18, 2003

Vibrating tooth brush

A brush for your teeth that vibrates.

Person: "I like things that vibrate and I want a brush for my teeth so I think I will buy a vibrating tooth brush."

by Evil October 18, 2003

Metallic Red

The color red when it is metallic.

Person: "My favorite color is metallic red."

by Evil October 18, 2003

Fax Machine

A machine used for sending faxes.

Person: "I just bought a fax machine. I think I will use it to send disturbing faxes to my friends." (note: The faxes will end up back in his fax machine.)

by Evil October 18, 2003

Gloomfire

A person of great sexiness.

Man, that person is a gloomfire!

by Evil August 9, 2004

Pen Cap

A cap for pens. Used so the ink won't dry out of the pen, or to chew on. Always put the pen cap back on the pen.

Person: "I need to put the pen cap back on my pen for future chewing enjoyment."

by Evil October 18, 2003