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Definitions by Evil

Metallic Purple 

The color purple when it is metallic.
Person: "Metallic purple is a groovy color."
Metallic Purple by Evil October 18, 2003

Refrigerator 

A thing used to re frigerate food.
Person: "I want to re frigerate my liverwurst. I think I will put it back in my refrigerator."
Refrigerator by Evil October 18, 2003
A cap for pens. Used so the ink won't dry out of the pen, or to chew on. Always put the pen cap back on the pen.
Person: "I need to put the pen cap back on my pen for future chewing enjoyment."
Pen Cap by Evil October 18, 2003

Fax Machine 

A machine used for sending faxes.
Person: "I just bought a fax machine. I think I will use it to send disturbing faxes to my friends." (note: The faxes will end up back in his fax machine.)
Fax Machine by Evil October 18, 2003

Microwave 

Something that heats things up using micro waves. Used for cooking food, torturing baby kittens, and much much more.
Person: "I want to cook my chinese food using waves that are micro. I think I will go and buy a microwave."
Microwave by Evil October 18, 2003

egg salad 

Person: "I like eggs and I like salad....Yes I do."
egg salad by Evil October 18, 2003

Piggy Banks 

A bank in the form of a pig. Usually.
Person: "Look! A piggy bank! Let's shake it so it makes a cool noise!"
Piggy Banks by Evil October 18, 2003