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Definitions by Evil

Secret box 

Person: "I need a box that is secret to put my stuff that is secret in so that all my stuff that is secret is secretly secrete in my secret box that is secretly keeping my secret stuff that I secretly use for secret stuff that I do secretly."
Secret box by Evil October 18, 2003

Bathroom Tile

Tile that is found on the floor of a bathroom.
Person: "I want tile for the floor of the place in my house that has a bath in it. The place in my house with a bath in it is also a room used to take a bath. This place in my house with a bath in it which is also a room used to take a bath needs tile on the floor of it."
Bathroom Tile by Evil October 18, 2003

Sliding Door 

A door that slides.
Person: "I need a door that slides so I think I will buy a sliding door that slides when I slide the door."
Sliding Door by Evil October 18, 2003

sock puppets 

A puppet made out of a sock usually used for entertaining yourself when your a fat loser and nobody will talk to.
Person: "I am a fat loser and nobody will talk to me and the only human contact I get is through anonymous chatrooms. I think I will make a puppet out of a sock for my entertainment.
sock puppets by Evil October 18, 2003

Air Freshener

Freshener for the air that freshens the air when the air needs to be freshened because the air is un-fresh.
Person: "I want some freshener for the air to freshen the air when my farts make the air stinky and un-fresh. I think I will put air freshener on my shopping list."
Air Freshener by Evil October 18, 2003
i was rakin' taters and i broke mah shank...
shank by evil September 6, 2003
you stupid motherfucker how can you not know this.....its special and sped(special education) combined
You are so spedcial
spedcial by evil August 24, 2003