Definitions by Evil

velcro

Tiny interlocking loops of man-made material. Found on the shoes of kindergardeners.

Person: "I want interlocking loops of man-made material on my shoes so I can be cool. I think I will buy shoes with velcro straps."

velcro by Evil October 18, 2003

Sliding Door 

A door that slides.

Person: "I need a door that slides so I think I will buy a sliding door that slides when I slide the door."

Sliding Door by Evil October 18, 2003

Air Freshener

Freshener for the air that freshens the air when the air needs to be freshened because the air is un-fresh.

Person: "I want some freshener for the air to freshen the air when my farts make the air stinky and un-fresh. I think I will put air freshener on my shopping list."

Air Freshener by Evil October 18, 2003

Yarn Ball 

A ball of yarn.

Person: "Um."

Yarn Ball by Evil October 18, 2003

Open Drawer

A drawer that is open.

Person: "I have a drawer and when it is open I call it an open drawer."

Open Drawer by Evil October 18, 2003

shank 

the tang of a hoe

i was rakin' taters and i broke mah shank...

shank by evil September 6, 2003

spedcial

you stupid motherfucker how can you not know this.....its special and sped(special education) combined

You are so spedcial

spedcial by evil August 24, 2003