khakiflage

khakiflage (noun, verb) : any articles of clothing worn to disguise one's true nature in order to fit in more effectively with yuppie-scum human manequins.

noun: I put on my khakiflage to investigate the banquet hall for structural weaknesses.
verb: I was khakiflaged and passed sercurity unnoticed.

by evil March 31, 2004

boogers

The spawn of The Boogie Man.

Person: "I ate juicy boogers for lunch."

by Evil October 19, 2003

spedcial

you stupid motherfucker how can you not know this.....its special and sped(special education) combined

You are so spedcial

by evil August 24, 2003

velcro

Tiny interlocking loops of man-made material. Found on the shoes of kindergardeners.

Person: "I want interlocking loops of man-made material on my shoes so I can be cool. I think I will buy shoes with velcro straps."

by Evil October 19, 2003

Backwoods Retard

The Lead guitarist in my old rockin band. Jacob. He lives in mississippi.

eviL, I'm gonna call you negative lead. Well I'm gonna call you Backwoods Retard.

by eviL July 10, 2004

Sliding Door

A door that slides.

Person: "I need a door that slides so I think I will buy a sliding door that slides when I slide the door."

by Evil October 19, 2003

Piggy Banks

A bank in the form of a pig. Usually.

Person: "Look! A piggy bank! Let's shake it so it makes a cool noise!"

by Evil October 19, 2003