Evil's definitions

khakiflage

khakiflage (noun, verb) : any articles of clothing worn to disguise one's true nature in order to fit in more effectively with yuppie-scum human manequins.

noun: I put on my khakiflage to investigate the banquet hall for structural weaknesses.
verb: I was khakiflaged and passed sercurity unnoticed.

by evil March 30, 2004

Air Freshener

Freshener for the air that freshens the air when the air needs to be freshened because the air is un-fresh.

Person: "I want some freshener for the air to freshen the air when my farts make the air stinky and un-fresh. I think I will put air freshener on my shopping list."

by Evil October 18, 2003

spedcial

you stupid motherfucker how can you not know this.....its special and sped(special education) combined

You are so spedcial

by evil August 24, 2003

Paper Clip

A clip for paper

Person: "I have a paper clip. I think I will use it for clipping paper together!"

by Evil October 18, 2003

sock puppets

A puppet made out of a sock usually used for entertaining yourself when your a fat loser and nobody will talk to.

Person: "I am a fat loser and nobody will talk to me and the only human contact I get is through anonymous chatrooms. I think I will make a puppet out of a sock for my entertainment.

by Evil October 18, 2003

Refrigerator

A thing used to re frigerate food.

Person: "I want to re frigerate my liverwurst. I think I will put it back in my refrigerator."

by Evil October 18, 2003

T Shirt

A shirt in the shape of a T

Person: "I just bought a shirt in the shape of a T. I think it is a t shirt. What do you think?"

by Evil October 18, 2003