Jeff: man I'd rather a Mississippi snake sock than a condom.
This girl down town would want you to wear A Mississippi snake sock when you have sex with her tonight.
This girl down town would want you to wear A Mississippi snake sock when you have sex with her tonight.
by Everythingzen February 28, 2015
by Everythingzen March 18, 2015
This girl named Jordan mutispaugh is a mustard slut, I can smell it from a mile away.
Rick: oh my word the hoe is a mustard slut, I throw up every time I get within 20 feet of her.
Rick: oh my word the hoe is a mustard slut, I throw up every time I get within 20 feet of her.
by Everythingzen March 09, 2015
Kurt: last weekend me and Kate did the Mississippi potato pie, and I had flys on my dick for a week.
by Everythingzen March 08, 2015
When a man and his partner have brutal anal anal sex while the one takin it up the ass is peeling an orange. Idk why people do it, but they do. It may be the orange that gets them off.
by Everythingzen March 12, 2015
This morning I thought I smelled a dead animal, and I threw up all over my bathroom floor, when I looked up, it was jade brochaus with her legs open. I said get out of my house you Fonk Thot .!
by Everythingzen March 12, 2015
by Everythingzen March 12, 2015