EvanKnish's definitions

ate!upd

When a person is so drunk or zoned out, they literally need a brain software update to function again. Named after the Minecraft info_update or "ate!upd" block.

Veronica was so drunk, she needed an ate!upd to function

by EvanKnish February 3, 2021

dontics

Bad teeth that require work (braces, etc.)

Joe got the dontics up top and the pedics down low

by EvanKnish October 7, 2022

happy organ

Nickname for the penis, especially when erect

Michael whipped out his happy organ

by EvanKnish October 14, 2022

thaxicab

A cabinet with a hidden camera or cameras disguised within it. Named after Impractical Jokers artist Will Thaxton. Thaxi-cab

We installed thaxicabs in the kitchen to record our victims

by EvanKnish September 13, 2023

dinkler

The name of a tongue which comes out of your nose. Coined by Gaten Matarazzo on the Ridiculousness episode "Scarediculousness"

Rob Dyrdek: What you just witnessed is one of the world's very first dinklers.

by EvanKnish December 14, 2020

gladass

A person who is glad that something happened, usually something in their life, but gloats about it and is overly cocky.

Ben became a real gladass after he won the lotto.

by EvanKnish January 1, 2021

depressway

An expressway or highway that always has a lot of traffic, and you become depressed sitting in it all the tiem.

I got stuck on the Staten Island Depressway

by EvanKnish June 8, 2019