buttseye

A bullseye in the butthole

He threw the dart right at his ass and got buttseye

by EvanKnish September 17, 2021

thaxicab

A cabinet with a hidden camera or cameras disguised within it. Named after Impractical Jokers artist Will Thaxton. Thaxi-cab

We installed thaxicabs in the kitchen to record our victims

by EvanKnish September 13, 2023

frenu

Short for friend menu. A roster of rich people you've befriended solely for the purpose of getting free services out of them

I'm only friends with Dave because he's a rich stock broker who pays for my dinner. He's on my frenu

by EvanKnish December 09, 2023

champagnedelier

A chandelier that sprays champagne. Useful for parties

Katie installed a champagnedelier in her living room.

by EvanKnish September 02, 2021

heisenphasser

A German insult, usually for somebody who's stupid or owes money/other item

Get back here, you heisenphasser! Throws schnitzel

by EvanKnish December 07, 2021

acrobacronym

Acronyms used by acrobats

Those acrobats use a bunch of acrobacronyms during their rehersals

by EvanKnish May 09, 2021

finnaly

How absolute dumbasses spell 'finally' or 'finale'

Rockstar finnaly lets us INSIDE

by EvanKnish August 30, 2022