Eric's definitions

FUPAGE

1:Derived from the word FUPA; meaning Fat Upper Pussy Area. 2: Excessive cellulite located just above the vaginal area and below the abdomin

That girl has massive FUPAGE, then why is she wearing such a small top

by Eric March 27, 2003

SPLEENED

1) The act of being killed with a spleen.
2) The act of having one's spleen explode in some sort of burning cinder fury of crimson chaos fire.
3) More specifically it is the act of having ones own spleen exploding in some sort of burning cinder fury of crimson chaos fire while inside its owners body, causing death by means of lack of spleen juice to supply their gods who require spleen juice to remain godly, see ilge.
4) The act of beating somone with a spleen after it is removed from the corpse of a person who commited suicide after commiting a shmagoiganing. See shamgoigan

1) HAHA YOU'VE GOT SPLEENED!!
2) Dude! his spleen just exploded in a burning cinder fury of crimson chaos fire!
3) Woah his spleen exploded in some sort of burning cinder fury of crimson chaos fire and killed him because he has no spleen juice to sacrifice to his godly gods who require apleen jiuce to remain godly!
4) YOU'VE GOT BEAT!!

by Eric February 27, 2004

Shenanigans

The name of a game played 24/7/365 by people who know of its existence. The game is played by first saying "Shenanigans", then, the person who said it is allowed to hit or otherwise hurt anyone within earshot of them at the time that they said it. The main target tends to be the groin on males and the chest on females. People who are within earshot when "Shenanigans" is said must say the word "Mulligan" as soon as they hear it to prevent being a target. If someone is hit either before or while you are saying the word "Shenanigans" or after they have said "Mulligan", you are considered to have cheated and they get a free hit on you. Note that saying "Shenanigans" lasts indefinately until each person within earshot has said "Mulligan"

Bob: "SHENANIGANS!" *smacks Tom in the groin*

or

Bob: "SHENANIGANS!"
Tom: "MULLIGAN!"
*Bob hits Tom in the groin*
Tom: oooh, that's a free hit! *smacks Bob in the groin without penalty.*

by Eric February 8, 2005

groos

the words goose and gross mashed together to symbolize mother teresa's extreme power over the weak and the colour of St-Lawrence

bacon bits are groos on salad.

by Eric November 6, 2004

Myspace Whore

A person who consumes most of their time on the internet website myspace.com. These people are often loved by their scene friends. An addiction is often present in these people.

"Look at that loser girl over there, she takes revealing pictures of herself and tries to get guys as a myspace whore"

by eric February 28, 2005

jack-off jill

a band from south florida, not sure if theyre still around. they were from around the time marilyn manson was gettin started down here too, when they calld themselves 'Marilyn Manson and the Spooky Kids"

i used to go see jack-off jill at the carefree theater ,i think it was

by eric October 22, 2003

renig

To back out of a deal or a promise.

I want to renig a contract.

by Eric November 8, 2003