Eric's definitions

Becker, n.

The title one receives, when, he can please two women simultaneously while playing a Mozart piano concerto. One must be extremely coordinated and limber. can also aply to a woman

Hey, look at Steve play all those arpeggios, eat that bitch and toe-fuck that oriental under the piano! What a Becker!

by eric December 7, 2004

Cockblock

When you are attempting to get close to a girl and your buddy won't leave the room or starts telling less than flattering stories of you that cause you to lose an opportunity with your new female acquaintance.

Sara was sitting on the couch in the living room, Eric had been talking with her all evening, the party was over, Eric was attempting to get close to Sara but David wouldn't leave the living room even though he kept nodding off.

by Eric December 7, 2004

down like the ground

Something made up by whitey to make himself sound more "street"... even though nobody knows what the hell he's talking about

Person #1: Do you want to go to the park?
Person #2: I'm down like the ground for that.

by Eric December 3, 2004

Plunge

To masterbate, to be more specific when you can hear noises whether or not your using lotion or lube.

Lets all have a plungin party, I'll supply the lube

by Eric December 3, 2004

biggest

Best; worst; most tubular; most heinous.

Dude, that meter maid just ticketed my car even though I had put money in the meter. She's the biggest.

by Eric December 1, 2004

henkle time

the time of the day when you have math in Mrs. Henkle's classroom

Guess what taylor...its henkle time, henkle time henkle time yea.

by Eric November 24, 2004

Google Terminology

A word used that is obviously looked up.

Ex: Blue Screen of Death.

Blue Screen of Death is obviously not something somebody would say right when they see a blue screen error.

Wurd, your a homofag tool that uses google term for a religion.

by Eric November 22, 2004