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Definitions by England phi beta gamma

tambouille 

The French word meaning "lousy cuisine."
McDonalds serves tambouille.

dipping mickey 

The vile act of inserting a gerbil into one's rectum. The rodent is first placed into a wide mouth beer bottle, usually Mickey's Malt Liquor. Then squat and headstand.
That queer who was dipping mickey at the orgy had to check into the emergency room.
From the Italian word "schifoso" meaning disgusting, detestable, rotten, repulsive, foul, hideous, loathsome, distasteful, lousy, filthy.

bedwetter 

A liberal, or a socialist. In the US most likely a member of the Democrat Party.
The bedwetters are out protesting for social justice again.

Warshington 

Washington DC -- as pronounced by locals yet somehow appropriate for other reasons.
Q. Where wuz you born at?
A. Huh?
Q. I says where wuz you born at?
A. Oh yea -- Warshington. Norfeas'.
German slang for the police. Calling the polizei "dammische bullen" can add a rather hefty fine.
Los! Dammische Bullen!