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Kool

The brand of mentholated filter-tip cigarettes that used to be favored by negroes until the mid-1980s when word got out that the interlocking Os represented shackles. Newport (or niggerport) is now the favored brand of colored boys.
by England phi beta gamma March 16, 2009
mugGet the Koolmug.

dropping your pants to fart

A Chinese expression used to indicate that some action is a complete waste of time.
Preparing these reports early is like dropping your pants to fart.
by England phi beta gamma July 5, 2008
mugGet the dropping your pants to fartmug.

bedwetter

A liberal, or a socialist. In the US most likely a member of the Democrat Party.
The bedwetters are out protesting for social justice again.
by England phi beta gamma May 22, 2008
mugGet the bedwettermug.

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by England phi beta gamma May 22, 2008
mugGet the arermug.

dipping mickey

The vile act of inserting a gerbil into one's rectum. The rodent is first placed into a wide mouth beer bottle, usually Mickey's Malt Liquor. Then squat and headstand.
That queer who was dipping mickey at the orgy had to check into the emergency room.
by England phi beta gamma June 10, 2008
mugGet the dipping mickeymug.

fifth street lawyer

The biggest insult one can offer up to a Washington DC attorney -- especially one with an office on 15th Street.

DC Superior Court is on 5th Street, and cheap lawyers hang around there waiting for court-appointed cases. They are the bottom-feeders in an industry already consisting of scum-suckers.
Don't you ever call me a Fifth Street lawyer again, or I'll sue you!
by England phi beta gamma January 22, 2008
mugGet the fifth street lawyermug.

bouche dag

Rhymes with douche bag.

From the French word bouche which means mouth, and the Australian dag, which means sheep turd. A shit eater.
Smith: That bouche dag just cut me off!
Jones: What do you expect? This is I-95.
by england phi beta gamma January 22, 2009
mugGet the bouche dagmug.

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