Emily's definitions

conor oberst

1. noun Musician from Nebraska who started recording indie albums as a teenager. Has been in several indie bands including Commander Venus, Bright Eyes, Desaparecidos.

2. verb To write real tear-provoking lyrics to depressing emotional music about being alone, depressed, and/or confused which may or may not have been linked to your own experiences.

3. adj. A sexy, emtional, skinny, scrawny, pale indie boy who knows how to make you cry when you sit at home alone.

Noun: My favorite band is Bright Eyes, you know with Conor Oberst?

Verb: After her boyfriend cheated on her, she sat in her room for 4 days Conor Obersting and crying.

Adjective: At the Death Cab for Cutie show I saw this extremely Conor Oberst boy, and we made out in the back.

by Emily November 1, 2006

cart wrangler

A grocery store employee whose job is to corral shopping carts from the parking lot into a designated cart area. Their jobs are rather harsh, especially in areas with extreme climates.

Mike is a cart wrangler over at Publix. Sucks for him.

by Emily June 20, 2006

pollock

a white trash person from pollock pines, ca

That guy is hecka pollock; he is wearing jean shorts and a wife beater while swimming!

by emily June 19, 2006

All Webbed Up

Every aspect of your life is associated with the internet (ie. talking to friends via the internet, messenger, my space, personals) Also can be used to describe a person addicted to the internet

Amy would die without the internet, she is all webbed up!

by Emily June 17, 2006

Keenile Penis Predictor

Predicting the size, shape and cheese content of a persons penis

Im a Keenile Penis Predictor and i bet that bloke over there has a really short and fat penis with cheese dripping off the end

by Emily January 26, 2006

Abercrombie Zombie

A person who buys their clothes at Abercrombie & Fitch. As opposed to someone who buys their clothes at Gap, Hot Topic, Old Navy, Sears, or the Salvation Army. Apparently, the simple fact of where they shop determines their intelligence level. Who knew?

"While we're at the mall, I need to head to Abercrombie & Fitch for a second."
"You Abercrombie Zombie! I didn't realize you were a stupid frat-boy who wants to look like everyone else."
"Actually, I just need to pick up a pair of jeans. It won't take long. You can wait outside."

by Emily December 28, 2005

manhattan

the best city in the world! once you've been there, you will always go back!
the city where sex and the city is filmed

"i love everything about manhattan"

by emily June 9, 2005