Embem's definitions

wumpkin

A pumpkin and a watermelon combined into one plant.

They had a wumpkin at the state fair!
I wonder what it'd taste like...

by embem August 18, 2008

stalkertunity

an opportunity to stalk

I got the perfect stalkertunity today. I was able to follow him home so now I know where he lives.

by embem May 1, 2008

stalkertivity

An activity you do with your stalker.

The boy who stalks me asked me if he could come over to play video games. It'll be a fun stalkertivity.

by embem October 3, 2008

cart me around

To be given rides everywhere.

Do you need a ride to the show?
Nah, my friend will give me a ride-she is always willing to cart me around.

by embem April 28, 2008

gepwned

to be pwned in German.

Ich habe dich gepwned.
I have pwned you.

by Embem March 26, 2008

wumbasha

An incredibly large soft drink.

person-I totally bought the biggest soda I could.
person #2-Wow, that thing is a wumbasha!

by embem May 12, 2008

snowdaze

A week in winter that high schools use as an excuse to have a formal dance and honor stupid jocks.

Did you enjoy the Snowdaze pep fest?
It got me outa class.

by Embem February 9, 2008