Unclog The Dog

(1)A Metaphor For Masturbating
(2)To cure your pet K9 of constipation

Every time I go to the restroom I bring a Playboy and I unclog the dog

by EmJayee November 09, 2018

Jug Plug

(1)A person who you buys alcohol or who will buy you alcohol while you were or are a teenager
(2) A fellow college student who always brings the jugs at parties so you can chug down as much alcohol as you want

Weed dealer glass plug
Beer dealer jug plug

by EmJayee February 08, 2019

Dick Scheduling

When a woman is promised to get dick down ahead of time so she can get ready such as (Getting A Babysitter Lubrication Booking Hotels etc.)

P*** stars are experts at Dick Scheduling

by EmJayee January 30, 2019

Military Grunt Cunt

A very annoying foot soldier in the military

Jim never listen to the Commanders advice he would always like to go Rogue so he was known around the camp as a Military Grunt Cunt

by EmJayee October 05, 2017

Riflelution

(1) A term to describe a violent takeover by the people against the government usually common in non-western third world countries

(2) A term to describe the ideal State militia that would overthrow the federal government that was guaranteed by the Second Amendment

North America has peaceful revolutions

While North Africa has violent Riflelution

by EmJayee January 21, 2019

Kilitary

A name to describe the massive destruction in Murder that is caused by the military industrial complex

During the Bush Administration the Kilitary invaded Iraq

by EmJayee November 11, 2018

Open Leg Meg

(1) A heavily promiscuous woman with multiple kids that she doesn't take care of...
(2) A Whore

Cops never need to tell open leg Meg to spread on

by EmJayee February 03, 2020