Elley Chaos's definitions

pyronecrobeastiality

Engaging in sexual intercourse with a dead animal that is aflame.

"My boyfriend is into pyronecrobeastiality"

by Elley Chaos April 22, 2003

necrobeastiality

Fucking a dead animal.

Man, I don't care if you're into necrobeastiality, just stop killing my dogs.

by Elley Chaos April 25, 2003

ATNW

The highly addictive message board for the coolest people in the world. We are superior to anything and everything else.

ATNW is cooler than your mom.

by Elley Chaos April 25, 2003

pansexual

The state of being sexually attracted to males, females, transexuals, transgenders, intersexes (hermaphroditic), transvestites, androgynes, etc...

Kind of like being bisexual, except bi only refers to two sexes.

I'm as pansexual as they get.

by Elley Chaos April 25, 2003

the rodeo

When a guy's fucking a girl from behind and he has his friends jump out of the closet. When she tries to get up, he holds on and sees how long he can ride her.

Bitch, I'd give you the rodeo, if I only had a penis...

by Elley Chaos April 26, 2003

envelope

You lick it. It is shoved in your slot.

Weeee, sexual innuendo time! Envelope! Whipped cream! Pipe cleaners!

by Elley Chaos April 26, 2003

elley

Me...but what is there to say about me?!?! I've been known to have ever changing hair color, as well as a very spastic and eccletic fashion sense. My favorite word is "maniacal" and I adore sexual innuendos.

person 1: Whoa, who's that chick?
person 2: Eh, that's Elley...she's just sorta there all the time.
person 1: Wait, isn't she that chick who hangs out with those other crazy kids and sits on the corner for no apparent reason?
person 2: Yup...quick, run before she sees us and starts, you know, singing...

by Elley Chaos April 28, 2003