Elley Chaos's definitions

the rodeo

When a guy's fucking a girl from behind and he has his friends jump out of the closet. When she tries to get up, he holds on and sees how long he can ride her.

Bitch, I'd give you the rodeo, if I only had a penis...

by Elley Chaos April 26, 2003

envelope

You lick it. It is shoved in your slot.

Weeee, sexual innuendo time! Envelope! Whipped cream! Pipe cleaners!

by Elley Chaos April 26, 2003

necrobeastiality

Fucking a dead animal.

Man, I don't care if you're into necrobeastiality, just stop killing my dogs.

by Elley Chaos April 25, 2003

pansexual

The state of being sexually attracted to males, females, transexuals, transgenders, intersexes (hermaphroditic), transvestites, androgynes, etc...

Kind of like being bisexual, except bi only refers to two sexes.

I'm as pansexual as they get.

by Elley Chaos April 25, 2003

seductress

A girl (or really feminine boy, wee) who holds the power of seduction.

That boy is such a seductress, I want to tie him down and have sex with him.

by Elley Chaos June 26, 2003

pyronecrobeastiality

Engaging in sexual intercourse with a dead animal that is aflame.

"My boyfriend is into pyronecrobeastiality"

by Elley Chaos April 22, 2003

stroke

One of the most sexual words ever. Not because of it's meaning or anything, just...say it with me, outloud..."strrrrookkke"

Stroke is one of those words that's on the top part of the "Very Sexual Words For Literature Dorks Like Me" list...along with "friction"...and "promiscuous"

by Elley Chaos May 24, 2003