Definitions by Elley Chaos

seductress 

A girl (or really feminine boy, wee) who holds the power of seduction.

That boy is such a seductress, I want to tie him down and have sex with him.

seductress by Elley Chaos June 26, 2003

chaos 

The state of disorder and/or confusion. Ravage! Bedlam! Havoc! Pandemonium!

Smash those windows, replace signs, cuz public scandals, make chaos!

I get off on chaos.

chaos by Elley Chaos June 14, 2003

friction 

Not only is "friction" one of the best words, as well as most sexual, but, come one, wonderful things come from friction...mostly orgasms, and what's better than an orgasm? Very few things.

Mmmm...friction...

friction by Elley Chaos May 24, 2003

stroke 

One of the most sexual words ever. Not because of it's meaning or anything, just...say it with me, outloud..."strrrrookkke"

Stroke is one of those words that's on the top part of the "Very Sexual Words For Literature Dorks Like Me" list...along with "friction"...and "promiscuous"

stroke by Elley Chaos May 24, 2003

elley 

Me...but what is there to say about me?!?! I've been known to have ever changing hair color, as well as a very spastic and eccletic fashion sense. My favorite word is "maniacal" and I adore sexual innuendos.

person 1: Whoa, who's that chick?
person 2: Eh, that's Elley...she's just sorta there all the time.
person 1: Wait, isn't she that chick who hangs out with those other crazy kids and sits on the corner for no apparent reason?
person 2: Yup...quick, run before she sees us and starts, you know, singing...

elley by Elley Chaos April 28, 2003

the rodeo 

When a guy's fucking a girl from behind and he has his friends jump out of the closet. When she tries to get up, he holds on and sees how long he can ride her.

Bitch, I'd give you the rodeo, if I only had a penis...

the rodeo by Elley Chaos April 26, 2003

envelope 

You lick it. It is shoved in your slot.

Weeee, sexual innuendo time! Envelope! Whipped cream! Pipe cleaners!

envelope by Elley Chaos April 26, 2003