Elaine's definitions

penis

A swear word.

Our friend Gary is exercising when he gets a cramp. "PENIS!!! CRAMP!!!"

by Elaine October 2, 2003

senioritis

When someone is nearing the end of their senior year and they just can't get modivated about school, or responsibilities.

After prom senioritis was in full effect.

by Elaine April 23, 2004

spot me

When you've just got a haircut or new clothes that you want the other to notice.

go on, spot me!

by Elaine June 13, 2004

kapish

term used at the end of a sentence that says, "ya feel me?" "ya get what im sayin?" "ya smell me?" "do you understand the extent of what i have just told you?"

Also used to ask the person being spoken to whether he or she would like to add to the statement.

Dont bother me again, kapish?

Im going to the store, kapish?
- yeah, pick me up some coke.

by Elaine April 16, 2005

SUHG

Straight up homo thugg

Yo Betsy, you sure are a SUHG.

by ELaine June 17, 2006

ugmo

Abbreviation for ugly motherfucker used to describe a person or object.

I'm not sleeping with him; he's ugmo.

by Elaine October 17, 2001

certified twenty

used to describe a person of the opposite sex (or same sex if ur into that) that is a twenty on a ten scale.

Yo, check out the certified twenty in the corner ova there.

by Elaine April 16, 2005