elaine's definitions

iono

"i dunno"

"what do you wanna do tonight?"
"iono."

by elaine February 1, 2004

Dutch football

A "game" related to Dutch oven in which the people trapped under the doona trade pungent rectal emissions.
Origin: coined when I misheard the words "touch football"

Wanna game of Dutch football?

by Elaine October 17, 2001

certified twenty

used to describe a person of the opposite sex (or same sex if ur into that) that is a twenty on a ten scale.

Yo, check out the certified twenty in the corner ova there.

by Elaine April 16, 2005

Flandiferous

Pertaining to or being of a happy thing.

Captain Jack Sparrow is flandiferous!

The day George W. Bush is out of office will be a flandiferous one.

by Elaine October 2, 2003

YAY!

1. An expression of joy usually accompanied by raising both arms in the air; the higher, the more joyful.
Can also be used sarcastically.

Chocolate and sex? YAY!

by Elaine October 17, 2001

Evil Dead

ok. so maybe i've only seen Army of Darkness, but the evil dead must be good too!

I bought the Evil Dead.

by Elaine October 2, 2003

Pfft

1. An expression of dismissal of another's comment.
2. The sound of a silent and deadly rectal emission.

An example of 1.
Person 1 - You're an idiot.
Person 2 - Pfft

by Elaine October 17, 2001