El Duce's definitions

mouse fuck

Through ignorance or incompetance, putting your job on someone else's shoulders.

Dude, I just got a call from someone who was talking to Mr. X, and he didn't fix the problem. Now they're bugging me about it. He mousefucked me on this one.

by El Duce February 23, 2004

Beefer

Noun. Large hairy men who take off their shirts and "belly buck" each other in a ring. Very similar to Sumo wrestling, but for homosexual redneck men.

Look at those two beefers belly-bucking. One of them has his pants hanging down. I can see his ass-crack. God, beefers turn me on!

by El Duce November 6, 2004

perping out

Verb. Derived from perping.
To become all-consumed with perping. To get into a state where perping is all you can think of or do.

Goddamn, Liza's got on some hotpants! I'm perping her ass, oh shit, I'm perping out!

by El Duce October 6, 2004

Perping

Verb:
A) To leer at someone sexually.

B)To look at someone with sexual thoughts.

C) To act like a sexual perpetrator

Dude, Joy is wearing a low-cut shirt today. When she leans over you can almost see everything - I'm totally perping her.

by El Duce October 6, 2004

TP Thief

One who steals toilet paper from public restrooms to use at home. A desperately poor person.

Damn, bitch got fired for being a TP Thief - she got caught taking the TP from work home with her.

by El Duce September 28, 2004

Lumper

Noun. A gay man who will unload a trucker's delivery in exchange for sexual favors.

The trucker didn't have a lot of time to spend unloading his haul, so he gave he lumper a blowjob so he would unload the trailer more quickly.

by El Duce November 6, 2004

fizznippled

The same think as krunked. Getting drunk on the sauce.

After 23 Miller Lite beers, I was fizznippled.

by El Duce June 16, 2005